Police fine schoolkids for foul language
Associated Press
Dec. 1, 2005
HARTFORD, Conn. -- Bad words are costing
Hartford Public and Bulkeley high schoolers
$103 each. Police officers assigned to the
schools have fined about two dozen students for
cursing in a new program to curtail unruly
behavior.
The joint effort by school and police officials targets students who swear while defying teachers and administrators. "We're sending a message to the parents and to the teachers," said Sandy Cruz-Serrano, senior adviser to Superintendent of Schools Robert Henry. "We are trying to bring back order to the schools."....
$103 bucks for cussing????
Well, fuckity fuck fuckeroo! The Christian fucking Taliban is looking to prop up the goddamn fucking fascist state full of freaking assholes, starting with taking free speech away from teenagers, by charging one FUCKING hundred and three goddamn bucks for cussing.
These schoolmarm old fart bitches fucking think they are everyone's parents, well, fuck their 'purity' laws, their fucked-up religion, their goddamn meddling, and their sick-ass god... Oh, and did I mention it? FUUUUCKKKK all Christianazifucking greedy-ass, control freak asshoooolles!
If they even THINK they can control my speech, they will NOT! Fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, damn, asshole motherfucking pieces of goddamn shit. I wonder who's gonna walk up to Cheney and say, "Gimme $103 for saying f--k in Congress"? This is really the shit calling a turd brown. Damn.
I have fought plenty of asshole puritanical language crusaders before. They just HATE having their empty "authority" disregarded. Anyone who would try to control another person's speech is a narcissist, a pathological control freak.
And I have found when people do not try to control my speech, and do not constantly draw my attention to it to control or humiliate me, I cuss less. But I still cuss.
When I was an adolescent in my first psych stay, the unit director got the big idea to end cussing on the unit by charging a quarter a cuss word. We nuts got together and I cooked up a plan. Solidarity really undermines speech police. Here are two methods I used to stop speech control in totalitarian environments:
I made a fake cussword list called the adolescent/adult unit cussing conversion chart. Cusswords became new words, but meant the same thing. Spatch = ass, wogger =fuck, nibbekly nog = son of a bitch. You get the idea.
All the patients had a copy and would use the chart instead of the cuss word. It drove the staff crazy because they didn't know what the word meant, and they couldn't charge us for using it. Any time someone cussed they'd pull out the chart run their finger down and pick the word. You see the INTENTION of the words remained and the paper conversion chart made the staff feel stupid. And so they had to abandon their big idea to get the adolescent unit to speak their way.
The other time I faced the language police was when I was put on a "cussing behavior modification program." I was bribed and forced to "give up" cussing by a puritanical therapist who fancied herself a "Doctor Ruth."(Note: see my journal on DU scroll until you see a Trans Story, if you wanna see how fucked in the head this"therapist was)
I saw it as a stupid game, but I didn't cuss at all for two months. When she felt I had "overcome my cursing issues," she met with me in the day room and declared I was to be off the program at 3:00. I signed her order saying I was officially done with the program (this particular psych hospital was nuts, IMHO) and she asked me if I was glad to be a "graduate" of her anti-cussing program.
I sat there silent until I saw the minute hand click past 3:00, and then I yelled at the top of my lungs, FffuuuuucK Yeah you goddamn BiiiYACH, and I went on cussing a blue streak of epic proportions.
Then I stretched, yawned, and said, OK, I think I'm done ... No, no, wait ... waaaaait ... Fuck! THERE! Boy, do I feel better ...
I got up, and said, "Good job, you really changed me, didn't you? Well, looks like you forgot about my free will to defy you and my right to choose to keep my constitutional free speech intact even if you don't like me to have it because I'm the loony toon. It was a fun little game wasn't it?" I patted her back.
She was in shock. Well, let's just say the expression on her face was like she just sucked a lemon. And half way to my room I doubled over laughing and my buddies put on "Let's talk dirty to the Animals" by Gilda Radner, as the other patients who were well aware of this program I was on laughed their asses off at my therapist, and she slinked off the unit past all the laughing loons, helpless to do a damn thing about my free FUCKING speech.
I had already signed the paper, so I had met my obligation. They NEVER attempted this language modification bullshit on another patient again, at least not while I was there. Suffice to say, if you can make a cussing program totally futile in a totally controlled fascist environment like a mental hospital, if you can disable the desire of puritanical fascist control freaks to control speech because they're not able to deal with changes or able to live and let live, the same tactics can destroyed the same kinds of programs on a larger scale in society.
If the vice squads can restrict what you say through cussing, and fine you money for the content of your speech, how long until it costs you to say Bush is a war criminal who should be impeached?
These Republican puritans want to control what is spoken. They want you to have to watch what you say, or you can't pay the rent.
And so in closing, Fuck all you goddamn fucking puritanical Bible-waving control freak fools.
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