Hey everybody has the world ended yet?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[dubeskin]

1. Not, not for another couple more minutes. Let me get my beer first though.

Cheers to a good Earth while it lasted.
:toast::toast::toast::toast:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. You want some popcorn to go along with that?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[dubeskin]

5. Sure!

What a combination, beer and popcorn!

[Kutjara]

2. Yep. Nobody left but us cockroaches. n/t

[Ringo84]

3. Right!

Maybe the Godly Republicans have been raptured by God. What's left are us Godless, treasonous lib'ruls. :sarcasm:
Ringo

[Erika]

6. Oh Gollee. The Biblical prophecy was all in place

and Christ didn't make the scene?

[SOteric]

7. Hah! You want to see the end? - I'll show you the end...

[obxhead]

8. nope. I'm not quite done with the party tonite......

give me a couple more hours.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. When the rapture comes

Can I have your car?

[rainbow4321]

35. Preferably with a full tank.....

And hopefully the repukes will fill their houses with groceries, too..cuz I'll be driving to their house once I get their car (hmm..insurance card in the glove compartment should have their current address, right?>

[longship]

10. I keep hoping for the rapture.

Get rid of a lot of insufferable assholes. Reclaim our government and put some sanity back in place of the current chaos.

I hope they take the fundies from all sects with them. Then, we will have a chance for peace in the world.

[Mongeaux]

11. The World Doesn't End Until I Run Out Of Booze

Hold on...

Ok it's over.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Welcome to DU.

:popcorn:

[Mongeaux]

15. Thanks, have a drink.

Oh, right, the world ended.

Fanta?

[timeisnear3]

13. It looks like Isaiah 17:1 will be fulfilled soon

The rapture is near. The signs are all there. Please make sure that you are not left behind.

Sinner's prayer:

“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.”

[readmoreoften]

16. Does this mean that there has been a timeisnear1 & a timeisnear2? /nt

i wonder.

[timeisnear3]

31. answer

I messed up creating timeisnear and timeisnear2. I immediately made a timeisnear3. Thought that would be easier tha contacting an admin and asking him/her to send it to another e-mail.

[readmoreoften]

38. drat. i am slightly disappointed. but that makes sense. /nt

[uppityperson]

40. there are several timeisnow s also.

[readmoreoften]

41. timeisnow, to me, would mean "get out into the streets and protest"

timeisnear means "i think jesus is coming back, holla!"

[uppityperson]

44. yeah, I can see that, esp with 1st post being rapture quotes

[timeisnear3]

42. nope, not me

n/t... I'm guessing that is for "no text"?

[uppityperson]

45. put nt in subject line if nothing in message

some people on slower connections then don't have to open up message to read more. So, what do you think about the goings on in the world today?

[Henny Penny]

50. lol n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. I'm the Anti-Christ. Oh. Welcome to DU.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[readmoreoften]

22. Nunt-uh! Jerk! I'm the antichrist! Nah Nah. /nt

[pepperbear]

21. hi and welcome to DU....

Thanks for coming over from wherever it is you came from to post your thoughts. We here at DU appreciate your concern for us. We will pray that you see the error of your ways too. :hi: :hi: :hi:

Have fun storming the castle!


(or did you just forget the :sarcasm:)

[Warren DeMontague]

23. And here I quote from the book of Noodly Appendage, 17:23

Aye, sinner- prepare ye to be boarded!

[Name removed]

24. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[timeisnear3]

29. Question

What makes me a prick?

[zcflint09]

32. Jeff Gannon told me you were.

n/t

[timeisnear3]

33. n/t

What if I told you I was gay?

[zcflint09]

34. You going somewhere with this?

n/t

[readmoreoften]

39. I'd ask you if you where coming here to convert us because

it'd be so lonely up there in the rapture with all those people who despise you for who you are. Maybe you're thinking you need some real friends.

[timeisnear3]

49. Well

I'll admit the two as a pair has been hard. It does limit social circles, but I've never been one to need or want lots of friends, so I'm fortunate in that sense. I came from a very bizarre family that was both extremely homophobic and that didn't go to church at all.

As for the topic of this thread, I do think the end is near. Obviously I'm happy about His return, but it's bittersweet because there is so much destruction coming and I weep for the death and evil that will soon be upon us. (Which, even if you don't believe in the rapture or Christianity at all, should be apparent given the nuclear and messed-up world we live in today. )

[readmoreoften]

52. Too bad you're going to be raptured.

Because apparently, we're going to have a bad-ass party at Falwells when the rapture comes. In case the RW hatemonger christians are correct, and you are not raptured because you're gay, you're welcome to hang out with us.

[Warren DeMontague]

46. Then that would make you a GAY guy who apparently has a fingernail grip

on reality.

[pepperbear]

43. no offence sparky...

Folks don't usually come in here and drop a Bible verse and the "end is near" stuff on their very first post.

[KitchenWitch]

25. Since you will not be using it, can I have your car?

[NMMNG]

27. Ooooh, smells like Teen Spirit

A real life end timer right here on DU. To what do we owe this immense pleasure?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

30. Hey everybody leave him alone. He hasn't really proven he's a

neocon yet. But if is he one we can kick his ass then ....

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[uppityperson]

53. Time is NOT near, but has Passed Beyond

Good luck there, wherever you end up.

[hopeisaplace]

14. It ended yesterday. This is heaven.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anarch]

54. I can prove that's not true: I'm still here.

I've been assured by a number of authorities on the subject that I will be going to Hell, not Heaven. This could actually be Hell, however.

[MiniMandaRuth]

18. I'd better go write my bondage novel....

*sigh* I wanted to wait a few years so I can get all the descriptions of whips/chains/leather right. Oh well... off to the other computer! :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

36. Whoo, something got my attention

[OneBlueSky]

19. It's the End of the World As We Know It . . .

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh, this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

(It's time I had some time alone)

[zcflint09]

20. i'm ready to be LEFT BEHIND!

hopefully dumbya will get taken, maybe we can get a break on our gas prices.

party in jerry falwell's house?

[readmoreoften]

26. Oh my god how fun would that be!

The thought of partying with all these idiots stuff. Wow! That just brightened up my night!

[zcflint09]

28. how about a GAY PARTY at liberty university...

just to spite them!

we can only dream...

[readmoreoften]

37. This is giving me hope. I'm serious.

I always joke and say "well, shit, yes, if there was a motherfucking RAPTURE, I might be convinced in your fairy tale." But, ya know, maybe I would stay behind. How much fun would we have!!! International Gay Pride Bash at Falwell's Place! Be there!

[zcflint09]

47. we need to come up with serious plans for this stuff...

imagine all the fun we could have.

the "cRapture" would be the best thing that could happen to this world.

[zcflint09]

48. We should start calling it the "Crapture"

The people who think they are going to be teleported to heaven are full of sh*t anyway...

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. We're gonna DIE!!!

:scared:

[pointblank]

55. Wouldnt it be funny

if the rapture DID come and everyone EXCEPT for these fake fundies who hide behind Christianity and the teachings of Christ to further their own selfish agendas got sucked up, or whatever the hell happens, into "heaven"....:rofl: