If Bush writes a book someday, about his years in Washington...

[Hubert Flottz]

what should that book be called?

My idea in this...

"My Scapegoat"
the real story about 9/11.

EVERYTHING changed after 9/11 except Bush's lying. That is still going strong!

[Mugsy]

1. It would be a pop-up book.

And include a box of crayons.

Puzzle game: "Can You Find the WMD's in this picture?" with a map of Iraq.

I think my tagline is the perfect title:

[tuvor]

2. My Presiduncey: A Coloring Book

[Hubert Flottz]

6. It would have to be all pictures or Bush couldn't read his own book

[dipsydoodle]

7. With a free pack of crayons ?

:rofl:

[dipsydoodle]

3. The title will be

A Book What I Wrote.

[Mnemosyne]

4. I like it Hube :rofl: , but I'd add one word -

Pet.


Or maybe, "I Wuz thu Dicidur"


On edit:

I see the Prezelnut's liberry is filling fast in this thread!

K and R!

[Hubert Flottz]

15. The New Necraneocon By Dummy.

Anything he would write(scribble)would be in the fiction section.

[Mnemosyne]

55. Pathological liars never tell the truth.

NEVER

[Ioo]

5. Little Golden Book : Me go to Wahington for Jesus

It will be a color book

[trotsky]

8. Sorry, you lost me at "If Bush writes..." n/t

[saltpoint]

10. ---

:thumbsup:

[long_green]

16. Me too.

We should get a pool going around the following question: Who will be Bush's official ghost writer? Heck, will the term "ghost writer" even apply in this case? Usually these things look something like this: "Colin Powell with John Jones." Bush's "book" will probably be more like "By John Jones, from the very bad ideas originally supplied by Dick Cheney, who ran things during the Presidency of George W. Bush."

on edit: wait a minute, what am I saying? This is W. we're talking about. His book will say "by George W. Bush" with nothing else and ask us to believe it.

[arcane1]

9. you meant to say "If Bush hires a ghost-writer", didn't you?

:silly:

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Shrub will claim a Holy Ghost Writer told him what to write!

Necroneocon: Book of the Dummies

[Solly Mack]

11. Bush would call a book he used a ghost writer to produce -

"George W. Bush:Leadership During a Time of Terror.Memoirs of a War President."

(enough to make you gag ain't it?)

I'd call it a big old pile of shit.

[Cyrano]

12. While trying to think of the first word, he'd probably chew on his

crayon, get it caught in his throat, and ... well, you get the idea.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. My Pet Scapegoat (nt)

[Cleita]

14. It will be one of the world' shortest books.

How about:

"Everything I Ever Thought About While I Was President."

Open up to one blank page.

[shain from kane]

17. My 7.5 lb. Perch ... and Other Whoppers n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

31. Something very fishy about that dude for sure!

LMAO

[Taverner]

18. It will be a pop up book

Ooooh lookie lookie the horsies!

[Marr]

19. Some of the People All of the Time, by GW Bush.

If he was just going to be brutally honest, he could talk about their non-stop propaganda and how it targets that fascist 25%.

[long_green]

22. not bad at all

nm

[greendog]

20. If Bush "writes a book" someday...

...:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[JuniperLea]

21. See George.

See Pickles. See George and Pickles. See the house. The house is white. See the White House.




Oh, yeah, I'm sure it would be gripping.

[opihimoimoi]

23. Excerpts from the tapes to the Ghost Writer: "Uhhh uhhhh uhhhh Uhhhh"

..............uhhhh........uuhhhh uuuuhh......HuuuuuH?....Oh...Ahhh ahhhh ahhhh duhhhh....

Duhhhh DDDDUUUUhhhhhhhHHHH................

From the President who Never listens to Warnings...

He is Warning Deaf....

How the Hell is he gonna write anything, LOL..???

UNLESS, .....the man is in DELUSION, doesn't know it....and wants to write something cause he thinks he needs to leave a "Legacy
type thingy?

Oh My, the humor of it all.... Someday he will come to realize 75% of America and 97% of the World is LAUGHING AT HIM. Shaking their collective heads in disbelief of his LOLONESS(IGNORANCE/STUPIDITY/ARROGANCE).

Title?:::::::: FLYING HIGH W CONDI ON A 747 :::::::::::::::::

[Hubert Flottz]

28. The rise and fall of Rush Lameball?

With a foreward by bob dole.

Maybe he could have Jane Goodall write a book about his life? If she hasn't already...

[shain from kane]

30. How I Joined the Mile High Club, or Adventures in Statecraftiness. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

32. Modern Richcraft

By The deciderer

[dogday]

24. I sent soldiers to die for a lie nt

[rusty charly]

26. "No One Could Have Forseen"

[rusty charly]

27. "The Inconvenient Chimp"

[peace frog]

47. "Fool Me Once, Shame on... Won't Get Fooled Again"

[leveymg]

29. President for Dummies.

How to ride in limos and big jets, and stuff, at taxpayers expense while doing practically nothing except watching your country and the world go to Hell.

[Hubert Flottz]

33. That one would be nonfiction...

[leveymg]

49. It's in the How-To Blow Up The World section.

;-) :nuke: :evilgrin:

[shain from kane]

34. How to Succeed in a Skull and Bones World n/t

[movonne]

35. I hope from jail...

[Jim Warren]

52. Fuckin' A

a work he won't get to finish.

[karlrschneider]

36. WRITE???....hell, he can barely READ

:eyes:

[Hubert Flottz]

38. And he's the BEST that the GOP had to offer America...

[El Supremo]

37. "We'll All Be Dead Anyway"

Dedicated to those left behind.

[Hubert Flottz]

40. Gone with the Radioactive Wind...(Shockwave and Awe)

From Alcoholic to Armageddon
The story of Generalissimo George Bushwaaaah!

[shain from kane]

39. The DaVinci Code, Part Two --- guaranteed to be an instant bestseller.

Karl: Mr. President, we need to get something out to the public to preserve your legacy. Something that everyone will want a copy. I've been studying the bestsellers' list in The New York Times, and here is a title that will appeal to both Republicans and Democrats. After all, you are the Uniter.
Bush: You're doing a heckuva job, Turd Blossum.

[Hubert Flottz]

41. The decline and fall of the GOP, from Lincoln to Lunatic...

[lumberjack_jeff]

42. "politics for fun and profit" n/t

[flordehinojos]

43. Recollection of my Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Days.

[shain from kane]

44. I Lied Three Lies. (may be obscure reference for some) n/t

[flordehinojos]

50. "I Lied Three Lies"

Subtitle:
"The truth is, I did not win the 2000 election. I did not win the 2004 election. I knew there were no WMDs in Iraq."

[smokey nj]

45. "Presidenting for Dummies" n/t

[rusty charly]

46. "Top 10 Chapter Titles in Bush's Memoirs"

"Top Ten Chapter Titles in George W.
Bush's Memoirs"

10. "101 Ways I've Misspelled Condoleezza"

9. Why Mom and Dad Voted for Kerry"

8. "The Best Memos I've Ever Read"

7. "The War in Iraq, a 6-Foot Sandwich, and Other Things I Started But Couldn't Finish

6. "How to Lose an Election and Still Become President"

5. Good News America -- Just 923 More Days"

4. "1962-1964: The Cheerleader Years"

3. "Huh?"

2. "Bubba Was Right -- Monica Is Up for Anything"

1. "Chapter 20...Or Is That My Approval Rating?"

[peace frog]

48. Chapters 11 - A brazzillion

11. "How To Put Food On Your Family With Gasoline At $9.84 Per Gallon"

12. "God Speaks To Me But He Needs To Pump Up The Volume, Dude"

13. "Families Is Where Wings Take Dream, Except When The Kids Are A Couple Of Drunken Sluts"

........

[SeveneightyWhoa]

51. "What a Joke: A Presidential Jokebook!"

Excerpt, p. 93:

"I thought you were going to ask about the pig ... I'll tell you about the pig tomorrow."

[guinivere]

53. "Puttin Food on Your Family" a pretzeldential cookbook

"I Was Left Behind" a look at why he can't be bothered to read.

"The Decider's Pet Goat"

"Ahm Series, Ahm Afeered of Horseys" a peek into life on the ranch.

[LastDemocratInSC]

54. "The Sound and The Fury" ... Faulkner wrote it long ago

[ProgressiveEconomist]

56. Would that first he would READ one

[Hubert Flottz]

58. Fuzzy Math Book By Dummy!

Russian Tragedy II
by Vladdie Putin and King Rootin' Tootin'

[calico1]

57. "Looking Forward to the Pig (and other fun adventures)

My Eight years as prezdint"

[Hubert Flottz]

59. Siberian mountain biking for dummies

George's Big Adventure

[sweetheart]

60. "the bush guide to screwing the pooch." nt

[Lisa]

61. well, I know for sure what it WON'T be called! (pic)

(from the new Abebooks.com ad campaign -- cute, huh?)

http://www.abebooks.com/docs/10-anniversary/not-books.shtml

[Cocoa]

62. "About a pig"