How stupid is the leader of our country?

[undeterred]

I can no longer find the words.

[MADem]

1. Oh, thought this was a poll, you know

Somewhat stupid.

Quite stupid.

Compellingly stupid.

Incredibly stupid.

Stupendously stupid.

Defines the outer limit of stupidity...


That kinda thing....

[undeterred]

The fill in the blanks are always much better

than anything I can come up with.

[anarch]

2. actually, I get the feeling Cheney is pretty intelligent

Evil as the day is long, but intelligent.

[Cha]

15. In that Machiavellian

way.

[mzteris]

f'ing stupid. n/t

[OwnedByFerrets]

3. Is that a trick question

:eyes: ;)

[undeterred]

7. Well. I should have said the "leader" in quotes

We all know he doesn't lead anything.

[dave123williams]

14. You know what the German word for 'leader' is, right?

[MurrayDelph]

4. On a scale of 1 to 10?

93!

[Monkeyman]

5. Just a Cowboy Rove pulls the strings

[madeline_con]

6. How long have you got? n/t

[BeyondThePale]

8. as stupid as the day is long... (nt)

[datadiva]

9. How stupid is a rock. n/t

[Guaranteed]

20. lol nt

[Gabi Hayes]

10. cheney is one SMART mofo

[cynatnite]

11. I heard bricks are smarter than he is n/t

[npincus]

12. no one's driving the bus.

[ccpup]

16. Driving the bus?

* isn't even ON the bus. He's still pushing on the door that says "pull"!

[dave123williams]

13. It's not stupidity from which he suffers; it's hubris.

[Sherman A1]

17. Agreed

And a real lack of interest and engagement in all those little issues of the day, Iraq, the Middle East, Global Warming, Oil Prices, Health Insurance, North Korea, Torture, China and that pesky Constitutional Thing.....

[LibDemAlways]

18. Well, let's see. He can't respond to questions

at a press conference or during a debate without being fed answers via an earpiece, and even then, he screws up and embarrasses himself.

He can't take a leak without asking Condi's permission - in writing.

He can't complete a coherent sentence and comes up with gems like "Is our children learning?"

He didn't know that there are black people in Brazil.

When informed that the country was under attack on 9/11, he did nothing for twenty minutes except listen to kids read "My Pet Goat." Then he flew around the country like a goddamn scardy cat, and later admitted that he and Pickles shared a nice laugh that night before retiring.

He allows himself to be photographed wearing cowboy boots with a Presidential seal on the front at a formal event when he's wearing a tux.

He famously waved to Stevie Wonder.

His standard facial expression makes Forrest Gump look like a Nobel Laureate.

He admits he doesn't read.

I'd say based on the evidence, he's a moronic fucking dumbass of historic proportions and it makes me ashamed and humiliated to be an American.

[Guaranteed]

27. Don't forget this

Or the fact that he can't hold a press conference without repeatedly talking about BBQing a pig.

Or that he can't recite a simple saying like "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me" without totally butchering it.

Or that he, as our PRESIDENT, actually said this: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[LibDemAlways]

32. I thought about mentioning his habit of falling off

segways and bikes and his inability to eat a pretzel without injuring himself...but I didn't want to sound as though I was piling on!:eyes:

[Kerrytravelers]

19. Stupid is such an gentle word. Try idiotic, criminally insane.

[Generator]

21. The man is SPREADING Democracy and all you can do is

criticize him. (bitter humour is my defense against the end times)

[Bad Penny]

22. George W. Bush is so stupid

the first time he ever tried out his evil streak as a child, attempting to smash in a small animal's head with a hammer, he smashed his own thumb. Then he angrily hurled the hammer through his neighbor's front window and blamed it on an Arab. Even though the neighbor saw the whole thing. Poppy had to have James Baker take care of both the rabbit and the neighbor

[pitohui]

23. very EOM

.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

24. Mentally challenged turnip comes to mind.

As the upper end of possibilities.

[yella_dawg]

25. How high is the moon?...

How deep is the ocean?...

Bush is not stupid. He is brain damaged, or retarded, or drug-burnt. But stupid simply doesn't explain that piece of shit. He has to have some kind of major brain issue. Jeezus.

[Justice Is Comin]

26. Stupid, putrid and a metastasized ape.

One half of the brain doesn't work and the other half was starved of oxygen by alcohol.

[bdamomma]

28. stupid and laughing at all of us

because he fooled us all. yea, he is a uniter alright.:sarcasm:

[Raine]

29. Clueless, lazy and

a TOTAL morAn. :-(

[undeterred]

30. I thought you were going to ask me about the pig.

The pig, I'm prepared to talk about.

Wars, international crises, economics, politics- that stuff just goes right over my poor little brick of a head.

[MODemocrat]

31. Jon Stewart surely did bring out his ignorance

The thing about Bush's obsession with the roast pig; even answered the reporter's serious question with "I thought you were going to ask me about the pig".....

It was hard to tell if he was just lost for words or trying to be funny. It just made him look stupid. :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: