Caption this blivet** and pig picture

[Sydnie]

You want a foot or an ear lady?

[myomy]

1. Back home we call this a Democrat

.

[theguvnorgc]

2. If I've said it once....

I've said it a million times... NOBODY does greyhound like you German people. Whooo-eeee!

[DistressedAmerican]

3. You Are What You Eat!

From your head down to your feet.

[elehhhhna]

5. Cheney must like crab, then.

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Nah, He Likes Dick!

[elehhhhna]

12. as the freepers say: Two-shay ! Good 'un.

[whistle]

4. I swear that looks more like roast lamb than a pig, it also looks a little

...too pink for serving pork. If that were pig, the head would look much closer to KKKarl Rove's head, honestly! I think Dubya blew it, he was eating lamb

[Cleita]

14. There were supposed to be two deer roasted along with the boar.

That looks like a deer.

[whistle]

18. Yes that could be the deer then, but it is definitely not pig

[Auntie Bush]

23. Aw come on...have you ever seen a deer or lamb with a mouth that big?

That's a pig or wild boar. Bush wouldn't pass up one of his own kind.

[SoCalDem]

7. Charred flesh.. right up his alley..n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "Hey Mein Schatzie, How's About A Pair Of Mountain Oysters?"

[Aviation Pro]

9. I wonder if we should send some of these (smack)....

...bodacious vittles (lick) to the I-raqis (smack). They shure look like they could use some good pork.

[Tanuki]

10. Maybe

we will all find out later that it was only a plastic pig anyway, like the turkey he "served" the soldiers in Iraq.

[tnlefty]

11. Big pigs eat little pigs, and I'm the biggest pig of all, so watch out

lil' missy!

[spanone]

13. 'In Texas, we eat the balls first, heir ma'am.'

[Sydnie]

20. ROFL!!! n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. "Ken Lay... tastes just like chickenhawk" n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

16. "heh need some pig?"

[AlCzervik]

17. "MMMMM, taste like chickenhawk!"

[tigersumtin]

19. it really does look

like a cork screw, wanna see?

[yurbud]

21. "I like to think of America like this pig..."

I impaled it and carved it up for my friends.

[Lisa]

22. "(we) looked from pig to man, and from man to pig ...

... and from pig to man again; but it was already impossible to say which was which."


With apologies to George Orwell! (This is a quote from the very end of "Animal Farm")

[chookie]

24. (Later that night...)

Bush calls Omert to discuss the escalating crisis in the middle east: "Ehud! Dude! Howya doin'? Hey -- I just had the best pig dinner tonight! I wish you would have been able to join Laura and myself!"

Even later that night:
Bush calls President Abbas to discuss the escalating crisis in the middle east: "Mahmoud! Dude! Howya doin'? Hey -- I just had the best pig dinner tonight! I wish you would have been able to join Laura and myself!"