Who do you suppose is on Jesus' No-Fly List' for the Rapture?

[elehhhhna]

Other than the BA, of course.

[DistressedAmerican]

1. I'm Not Invited.

I'll be here partying when the asshats get taken up though!

[elehhhhna]

5. Th good news: after the rapture and fighting's over, "The meek shall

inherit the earth". Let's just stick around for THAT.

You KNOW their version of heaven is like Grandma's house -- butter & ham sandwiches and Lawrence Welk music 24/7. Yawn.

[JuniperLea]

16. And Hee Haw too?

Grandma wouldn't like not having Hee Haw... and Star Trek and I Dream of Jeanie for Grandpa... I hope they are being well cared for!

My version of heaven is... well, I better not say:)

I'm pretty sure I'm not invited to this shindig.

[elehhhhna]

18. Amsterdam but warmer is mine

[JuniperLea]

20. Oooooo! Nice!

Sounds good to me! I'll meet you at the "coffee" shop! ;)

[SlipperySlope]

2. The Pope

He'll be surprised, don'tcha think?

[elehhhhna]

10. Gandhi's gonna FLIP

[Kutjara]

3. Well, it's pretty certain that anyone who thinks they're going...

...ain't.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Probably not most of us.

We'll stay here, clean up the mess (including all the crashed cars and empty underwear they've left behind), take all their stuff and live happily ever after in a peaceful world without crazy religious loons.

[madeline_con]

6. DUH-bya, Pat Robertson, Jerry Fatwell, Katherine Harris...

there are just SO many! And that little Pig Boy Rove....

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. what they don't get is

that you can have the Rapture, the Unity with God, right here, right now. As for what is going to happen....it will happen. God willing, I will be of service.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. More like the Rupture.

[elehhhhna]

11. whoa. lol!

[stanwyck]

9. Heaven for temperature

hell for company.
And those who think they're headed for heaven cause they hate homos, feminists, intellectuals, and "foreigners"? Well, they should have spent more time with The Bible and less with their fire-breathing televangelist. Two mentions of homosexuality. Hundreds about protecting the earth. So, if you weren't on board with Al Gore or the greens, you've got some explaining to do.
Then there's the whole "love your enemy" philosophy. That's going to catch a huge percentage of the Christians who hate.

[JuniperLea]

17. Bingo...

Why the hell do you suppose people think the Prince of Peace would condone hate and war?

[spanone]

12. Nominated for Question Of the Year!!!!!

:hi:

[elehhhhna]

13. Thanks! You are very kind.

[Homer Wells]

14. Meanwhile....

I picture Jesus saying, "Rapture?? What's a rapture??" What are these fools talking about?"

[elehhhhna]

15. And we says: It's an old Blondie song, duh"

[elehhhhna]

19. kick for weekenders

[shadowknows69]

21. Most everyone that proclaimed knowing him

with vanity and condescension towards all others. He will say "I knew you not." it's right in your precious Bible kids.

[spanone]

22. Kick!