Shrub and Pickles at home....

[waiting for hope]

sitting in bed, watching TV (700 club) and Shrub turns to Pickles and says:

Shrub: Ya know, I just don't get all the people complaining about the economy.....Just look, this is about the millionth time I've seen this commercial..People can make 5,000 or more a month working from home! They just need a little belief in themselves - Should I get that guy in Texas...Minister Phillip Gomez to go on TV and let people know that if they just believe, they can have the American Dream! .... Now, what's that website...humm 9mycareer, no, it's 69future, no, it changed, it's 5makemoney...wait a minute, 92jobsmyway....25gain....1moreincome...20worknow....What is that's company's website!?! Ah hell, I'll just tell them to watch TV....

Pickles: Now George, it that a really smart thing to ask them to watch TV with all that damn liberal media?

Shrub: Yeah, you're right again....but maybe I can get Bernanke do a press conference.

Pickles: Great thinking! Now turn off the TV - I've got "My Pet Goat"..

Shrub: Oh Mommy.......