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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:11 PM
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Two guys walk into a bar...already drunk...
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:12 PM
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1. I love you,man.
No,no I love you.
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bronxiteforever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:15 PM
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2. kgb officer meets yale cheerleader
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:15 PM
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3. " .... and so the other one says, I was talkng to the duck."





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MissWaverly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:16 PM
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4. note how Putin mimics George the fashionplate
sport jacket with no tie
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:16 PM
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5. Can I have a little umbrella in mine???
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pooja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:16 PM
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6. Got any pig? It was sure good in Germany.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:19 PM
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8. *lol* great minds think alike!
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:18 PM
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7. ...and the stupid one says to the Russian one, "Where's the pig? I heard
there was gonna be a pig! I'm hungry!"

And the Russian one says to the stupid one, "Sorry, I didn't know you were into cannibalism."
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:19 PM
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9. bush almost always looks like a dufus. so consistantly
and putin ao often has that look on his face when looking at bush
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:20 PM
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10. What's with *'s hair - did he just wake up? Serious bed hair.
And what makes Pootie's jacket so shiny?
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:44 PM
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16. Bozo the clown act.,
Snake skin
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:21 PM
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11. Somebody needs to slip that photog a C-note
He passed on the overdone halo effect and used the backlight to give the chimp an awesome raggedy bedhead.
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:51 PM
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17. And the chimp is framed so it looks like he's wearing
antlers. Maybe we'll get lucky and somebody will put him on a spit next time.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:21 PM
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12. That's a bottle of beer in front of * isn't it?
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:24 PM
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14. Sure looks like it to me
* looks like he's having his morning hair of the dog.
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:23 PM
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13. WTF is * wearing brown pants and a blue/gray jacket again?
This is the second time he's done this,

It looks also like he didn't button his shirt properly again.

He looks drunk.

ASSWIPE
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:42 PM
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15. I'm not sure which country should be more embarrassed by their leader
Okay, it's US.
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:51 PM
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18. That shrub looks wasted. Too much good Russian vodka?
Looks like he's gonna switch to brewski.


What an embarrassing asshat he is.
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reichstag911 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 12:52 PM
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19. CAPTION! Putin, pointing,...
...asks "OK, who pissed on the floor, George? Bad moron!"
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