Caption Mister Body Language (with protruding tongue, no less)

[TomInTib]

I don't know about anyone else, but neither I nor anyone I have ever known have ever walked with tongue hanging out.
However, my dog sometimes does.

[Paulie]

1. Ouch! That russian woodshed ain't nothing like...

..we gots in murika!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He's concentrating VERY VERY hard

on putting one foot in front of the other and making sure he gets through the door before Putin does.

[melnjones]

19. lol that was my first thought too. eom

[babylonsister]

3. Do you trust these guys? They both look so-o-o shifty.

:scared:

[Earth_First]

4. I've made similar faces after visiting the men's room at the bar...

It's the face of "goodness, I'm drunk."

(especially after a few of these at dinner:)

[havocmom]

5. We all trust your dog is brighter

:hi:

[hlthe2b]

6. Re: Putin...

Anyone venture a guess by how many IQ points he exceeds the Little Shrub Dufus?

It must be surreal for him (and Cherac, Merkel--even Blair despite his having sold his soul)

[Kutjara]

7. Shrub is still doing that...

...elbows out, shoulders forward, hands rotated schtick that he think makes him look like a big boy, a real tough hombre. He must have spent years watching old John Wayne movies, because I can't think of anyone else that walks so idiotically (except perhaps Foghorn Leghorn).

[rodeodance]

8. i have not seen john wayne walk with palms back (like an ape)

[melnjones]

21. rotfl...eom

[mark11727]

9. Just thought of Gallagher's routine...

"Cowboy...Lady-at-a-party...Cowboy...Lady-at-a-party...Cowboy...Lady-at-a-party..."

Depending on which way the elbows are pointing.

[stevedeshazer]

17. Foghorn Leghorn was much more graceful

[elf]

22. looking like........

.....he's carrying a bucket of water on each side

Hey, I never liked to do "jokes" like this but since he embarrassed the United States again in front of the whole world (Press Conference with Putin, Press Corps laughing), I just had to add this.
It is just unbelievable, how this guy is presenting this country to the whole world.
Did you see the clip about the press conference in Germany when he couldn't get off the pig barbecue?
I'm German, Green Card holder. I love this country and I feel ashamed somehow.............

[rhiannon55]

10. he's like a lizard with that tongue

no offense to lizards. I once had a bearded dragon who had a lot more class--and several more IQ points...LOL :rofl: :rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Paging Swamp Rat

I think that's your cue, man.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. "Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch... Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch..

Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch, Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch...

Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch, Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch,
Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch, Vodka, Vodka, Scotch, Scotch...

Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Vodka Scotch Scotch Scotch!"

(sung to the tune of Ren & Stimpy's "Happy Happy Joy Joy")

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. ROFLMAO

I can see him singing that as he chugs away.

:rofl: :spray:

Thankya impeachdubya :applause:

[DoYouEverWonder]

14. It looks like Putin just told Bush

that he's got pictures of him doing the dirty with Victor Ashe in Poland.

[Marie26]

15. Nervous

Personally, I think Bush is anxious often, almost all the time - until he flips and acts all macho to cover it up.

[undeterred]

16. Michael Jordans tongue was hanging out before he made a great shot

but never when he was about to comment on political issues or anything.

[samsingh]

18. take my hand Putie - the reporters are going to ask me questions.

[SPKrazy]

20. He's Got Cottonmouth

those antipsychotic drugs do that ya know

[kentuck]

23. He's bitin' his tongue...

He's angry about something... Pooty wouldn't agree to stay out of the melee if he bombs Iran, i would guess?

[Ino]

24. He's concentrating on getting through that door first

"gotta beat Pooty-Poot to the door... gotta be first"

[madeline_con]

28. Exactly! n/t

[opihimoimoi]

25. He just found out everyone is LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF AT HIM!

That HE is the JOKE, the BUTT END.

[Rosemary2205]

26. That tongue thing is just creepy

there must be 100's upon 100's of pics of him with that thing hanging out.

[chookie]

27. Come on -- GIVE HIM A BREAK!

He's a shape-shifting reptile, for heavens sake! From a long line of shape-shifting reptiles.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to assemble a government consisting only of other shape-shifting reptiles? Didn't think so.

He may just be sniffing out dinner-- hoping for more pig, perhaps?? (lizards smell with their tongues)-- or maybe sniffing to detect whether Helen Thomas is around.

[EFerrari]

29. On behalf of dogs everywhere, take that back.

:rofl:

[TomInTib]

30. Your dog, my dog...

We have recently opened a way cool Women's Apparel and Accessories store (OK, I have officially lost my mind) in our town.

Seamus, the Wonder Dog (you know the Breed), is the Official Greeter.

[loudsue]

31. He looks REALLY pissed, IMHO...

I don't know what must have gotten through to him, but whatever it was, he didn't half like it.

:rofl: :applause:

:kick::kick::kick::kick:

[6000eliot]

32. "Walkin' aroun's hard work!"

[sakabatou]

33. "Mmmmm... Putin, you should use that mouthwash again!"

[RummyTheDummy]

34. My impression: These two men hate each others guts

Comforting in times like this isn't it?

[Judi Lynn]

35. Runs in the family, apparently.

[NMMNG]

36. "Ok now. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot....."

[Hubert Flottz]

37. He's winding up to give Pooty Poot's Booty Boot a freedom kiss