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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 06:56 AM
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THE PREZ IS SUCH A MORAN THAT RUSSIA CAN SECRETLY TAPE HIM
WITH THE MICROPHONE RIGHT THERE IN HIS FACE.

Dag, I feels safer already.
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partylessinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 07:03 AM
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1. Too drunk to thunk?
Truthfully, * doesn't care. "You can't touch me, I'm the Decider!"
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 07:10 AM
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2. I would bet there is booze drinking pictures of him too
KGB is very good
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 08:45 AM
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8. Putin was a former KGB Chief...
and I bet he doesn't think too highly of what Bush and the boys did to Valerie Plame. Putin plays rough, so I sincerely wouldn't doubt if they punked him while he was there. He seemed pretty slap-happy throughout the whole trip.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 07:11 AM
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3. CALL THE FCC!
he ABSOLUTELY is in violation!
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 07:13 AM
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4. The line is busy
there still looking at reruns of Janet Jackson's tit.

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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 07:14 AM
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5. Yes, but he has his poop shipped back to America for security reasons
This Is Not A Satire:
“Even Bush's Toilet Paper Was Flown In From The U.S. Air Base At Ramstein”
July 4, 2006 Wayne MadsenReport.com {Excerpts}

Even Bush's crap is classified top secret.
According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna.

Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material.

One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop. {It occurs to me that Bush may be on drugs that he doesn't want the world to know about. Like Rush Limbaugh! It is hard to imagine how Bush lives with himself, or looks at himself in the mirror, unless he is on some sort of "happy pills" to make him oblivious and easily malleable by his handlers. As an alcoholic, and "former"? drug addict, he probably needs some sort of artificial support to get thru the day. Bush has taken more "days off" vacation time than any p/Resident in history!}

More:
http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/125004
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 08:32 AM
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7. Interesting article.
Thanks!
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 09:10 AM
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9. How much is it costing us...
for Bush to "keep secret" that he's a drug addict and a drunk. It's like trying to keep the fact that you smoke a secret from your spouse.

Seriously, all you have to do is look at the man to know that he's a drunken drug-addled fool, and we're spending probably millions to keep his excretions private? Chalk up extreme paranoia as another one of his many mental issues.

:wtf:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 07:18 AM
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6. I find it hard to believe Bushler's handlers would let the Russians do
this. Though, they seem quick to blame the Russians... for some, odd reason. :think:
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