Simple solutions from a simple president

[TexasThoughtCriminal]

"What they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s over."

If that's not scary enough, here are some more of Duh-bya's solutions for other pressing problems of the world.

"What they need to do is get the sun to stop burning so hot, and so-called global warming is over."

"What they need to do is get more oil in the ground, and high gas prices are over."

"What they need to do is get Iraqis to love us, and the fighting is over.

"What they need to do is get Democrats to be Republicans, and partisanship is over."

"What they need to do is get people to work for free, and minimum wage is over."

"What they need to do is put more money in the Treasury, and the deficit is over."


Add your ideas for our president's consideration. But don't expect him to give you credit!

[NanceGreggs]

1. "What they need to do is kick my ass outta office ...

... and then the lunacy is over."

(Yeah, I guess he won't go with that one, huh?)

[Pepper32]

2. What they need to do is convince minorities to stop voting....

... and voter suppression is over!


Hmm, I think that's one he would comsider.

[spanone]

3. I don't mind the prez saying 'shit', it's his unreal perception

of the crisis. It's sooo fucking redneck.