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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush salutes U.S. Air Force personnel as he steps off Air Force One returning to the United States from Russia at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland, July 17, 2006. Bush is returning from participating in the G8 Summit in St Petersburg. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES)

[smokey nj]

1. "I'm so stupid, I want to slap MYSELF in the face" n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. "The midleest is on fire! Mission Accomplished!"

:puke: :argh:

[Sanity Claws]

3. What? Me, concerned about death and war?

Of course not. Now, where's my bike?

[AndyA]

4. I'm so sick of seeing this son of a bitch with a goofy look on his face,

I just can't think of anything to say as a caption.

The man is just a huge goof ball. He is a clown, a joke, a fool. I'm embarrassed for him. I don't know how he can even go out in public after all he's done.

What a waste of a life. Really.

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

16. He sure doesn't look like someone who should be thinking about

Resigning in disgrace.

[Kurovski]

5. "No, no, no, no, yes, no, no, YESSSS!"

With apologies to Madeline Kahn and Mel Brooks.

[LittleClarkie]

6. Don't make me get out "Mr. Hand"

He knows judo.

[partylessinOhio]

7. Ewwwwwww! He's still flying when he's landed.

[PWRinNY]

8. Owwieee! Did I leave another mark on my face? heh heh

[sam sarrha]

9. hey sailor.. what are you do'n tonight..??

:woohoo:

[Aviation Pro]

10. The military salute....

...a traditional sign of respect to acknowledge superiors is reduced to a goofy, pre-teen gesture in the "hands" of this imbecile. Asshole is the oldest teenager on the face of the planet and how anyone voted for this moron is beyond me.

[gatorboy]

11. No caption. Just an observation.

The sick bastard really does get off on war, doesn't he? The man is downright giddy!

[Ian David]

12. "Hey, Don't Ask Don't Tell... right, boys? Wink Wink!" n/t

[FUGW]

13. Dick don't dare me to give one of those Hitler salutes, I'll do it.

[babylonsister]

14. Honest to God, I think he's losing it -

more than he already has.

[SlipperySlope]

15. ...here is my handle, here is my spout!

[Turbineguy]

17. "I have a woody!"

[Pepper32]

18. "Uh... hi! Like my tie? Condi picked it out...."

[Hubert Flottz]

19. "Get ready to take out Russia next boys, putin done riled me up!"

The AWOL salute

[Monkeyman]

20. Air Guard never learmed me to salute da

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. "Nyuk! nyuk! nyuk! I'm soitinly dumber than Moe and Larry"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

22. That "salute" is an embarassment to every soldier in uniform.

Whatever origin of the present day hand salute you subscribe to, it is extremely important that you are able to render and properly return a hand salute. Failure to do so not only reflects negatively on the officer but the Corps as well. People have often asked "What do you never get a second chance to make"? The answer is "A first impression". This holds true for your ability to properly render a hand salute. It has been said that a sloppy salute is worse than not saluting at all. Your technique and your confidence to apply your saluting skills are directly proportional to how much you practice. Not every officer will be detailed to an "Armed Service" where saluting is an everyday occurrence, but you can practice at your current duty station and if possible visit your nearest military installation in uniform. It is expected that you will make mistakes, but this holds true for any learning process. Practice and a sincere effort will decrease the number of mistakes and help you to avoid embarrassment.


Execution of the Hand Salute is performed as follows: "the right hand is raised smartly until the tip of the forefinger touches the lower part of the headdress or forehead above and slightly to the right of the right eye, thumb and fingers extended and joined, palm to the left, upper arm horizontal, forearm inclined at 45 degrees, hand and wrist straight; at the same time turn head toward the person saluted. To complete the salute, drop the arm to its normal position by the side in one motion, at the same time turning the head and eyes to the front."

http://www.dirauxwest.org/saluting.html

[BadgerKid]

23. "Betcha didn't think I could make it higher and deeper" n/t