They are getting ready!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

Just what we need to lighten the mood around here. These are posts from the Rapture Ready forum. All are from Friday. They thought they were going to be raptured this weekend.

:rofl:



Just what we've been watching for.



I don't think I'll diet tonight. Going for the steak & baked potato loaded with butter. Forget lowfat.


I think I will open that bag of chocolate covered peanuts... ...plus the choc has caffeine.
It's gonna be a long night ahead. Pray for the Peace of Jerusalem.



think I will go home early, pick up my little boy... go to dinner and play toys all night... no bed time


You know, I've never thought of it that way. Bring on the cheescake!!!!!
Then again, maybe we don't want to ruin our supper!!! Come Lord Jesus!!!


You people sure are getting me excited!!!!


definately ordering the biggest combo plate from the chinese takeout..


Humpty Allah Dumpty sat on a wall


Wow! This could be a short weekend...


Lots of videos to watch on foxnews.com

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=246945&goto=nextoldest

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Gonna be a lot of really fat fundies

if they keep stuffing their faces as they wait for the Rapture.

[PWRinNY]

2. Maybe even

they'll be too fat to move their asses to the polls in November.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Oh we decided at our meetup last night that we are going to pray

that the rapture comes BEFORE November. :evilgrin:

[PWRinNY]

13. AMEN!!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Well then maybe they will be in favor of national health care

to pay for their gastric bypass surgeries.

[Joe Fields]

15. I'll bet they all got indigestion.

[Sequoia]

16. Too fat to float up to heaven

Lard butts.

[Pepper32]

28. LMFAO!!

I almost spit out my drink... :rofl: :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

33. And they might have to go without their kids!

Maybe stupid, but daughter has camp away this week
I'm not sure I want to send her. I guess I'm just imagining if things got worse. How would you feel?

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=265625

[pitohui]

3. they don't sound very rapture ready

gluttony is one of the seven deadly sevens, cheering on the end of the world so you can break your diet is probably guaranteed "go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200" type stuff

i'm not abt to visit some crazed fundy site and give 'em the clicks but are you SURE this is not parody?

[walldude]

9. The Seven Deadly's didn't come from the bible did they?

If the fundies believed in the 7 then Greed would have already taken them....

on edit: I know it's hard to believe but this is not a parody, these people are seriously off the deep end.

[pitohui]

14. well gluttony sure does come from the bible

paul has a whole rant abt how you should not eat meat if you will cause your brother to sin

hasn't convinced too many of the true fundy element to go vegetarian, other than the 7th day adventists, but it's damn well in the bible

[walldude]

21. I see, not a big bible reader, so I wasn't sure, these folks are so

mental that if it's not in their manual then they don't know it...

[Ian David]

29. No, the Seven Deadly Sins are not from The Bible (or The New Testament)

The seven deadly sins, also known as the capital vices or cardinal sins, are a classification of vices used in early Christian teachings to educate and protect followers from basic human instincts. The church divided sin into two types: venial (forgiven through the sacrament of Confession) and capital (meriting damnation). Beginning in the early 14th-century, the popularity of the 7 deadly sins with artists of the time engrained them in human culture around the world. The generally accepted deadly sins are superbia (hubris/pride), avaritia (avarice/greed), luxuria (extravagance, later lust), invidia (envy), gula (gluttony), ira (wrath), and acedia (sloth). Each deadly sin is opposed by one of the corresponding Seven Holy Virtues.

More:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins


The factual accuracy of this article is disputed.
Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Seven_deadly_sins

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. You think sin is a problem for this bunch of batshit crazy hypocrites?

You got your pride, anger, gluttony, sloth, lust, envy and greed -- some of the favorite hobbies of the lunatic right.

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. I believe it is a genuine site

Check it out. There is some unbelievable stuff there.

[DRoseDARs]

4. Eww... group orgasm! n/t

[Bettie]

5. Scary little people

So sure that their way is the right one, their religious view the only one.

[LaurenG]

6. I think that this is sad

because it's what they've been taught. Except they forgot to read the fine print.

Therefore be on the alert, for you do not know which day your Lord is coming. But be sure of this, that if the head of the house had known at what time of the night the thief was coming, he would have been on the alert and would not have allowed his house to be broken into. For this reason you be ready too; for the Son of Man is coming at an hour when you do not think He will. (Matthew 24:42-44)

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. I don't feel the least bit sorry for these fools

I was taught some crazy stuff too. But I woke up and got over it.

[Master Mahon]

8. Is it 'raptured' or 'ruptured'?????

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. I believe the correct spelling is

I N S A N E

[Avalux]

18. What does this mean?

"I think we're getting ready to board".....

"board" what? Do they really believe some kind of ship is gonna descend for them to climb upon? :shrug:

Sounds as if they intend to be rescued by aliens than be raptured to heaven by God.

[proud2BlibKansan]

22. I just hope they leave their keys in their cars

:evilgrin:

[guinivere]

31. Yup, and their houses unlocked.

:evilgrin:

[Baclava]

27. What if all the Sky Gods came down at once? In different ships?

How would you know what ship to board?

Would there be someone holding up little signs, like the guys at the airport?
"Baptists Here"

[Avalux]

30. Bwaaahaahaa!

:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

32. LOL

Would the signs be in Hebrew?

[tanyev]

19. I hope that lady from the other thread finally got her hair and nails done

Whew! Jesus might have tossed her back.

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. What nail color do you suppose Jesus prefers?

[Avalux]

24. Some of them are throwing their diets to the wind.

Mention of a bag of chocolate-covered peanuts, and the biggest entree at the Chinese restaurant. :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

26. Don't forget the cheesecake

:rofl:

[Ian David]

25. Tell them to max-out their credit cards making donations to the poor! n/t