Going Out Of Business Sale Closeout Bargain Blowout!!! Come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

"Listen, Condi, I'm the president and I made the decision that they just stop all that fighting, and I don't care what they say . . . . Now you just get it done, okay? . . . I swear, if NBC preempts another ball game I'm going to get really mad."

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "Eurobabes Escort Service? I need a date...one that knows how to take...

...a body rub. Right. I'll be waitin'!"

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "I Groped her just like you showed me Arnie and she didn't like it!"

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "Condi, get in here and put your neck under my clammy hand this minute!"

[skip fox]

4. "My hands only shake when I think about it."

(drinking reference)

[Double T]

5. "I'm hungry and I want that order of Carson's Ribs picked up by......

Air Force One and then delivered to the oval office immediately, on second thought make that order a double 'cause I gots a lot of hard work to do."

[displacedtexan]

10. I just ordered Carson's BBQ Sauce! It was packed in dry ice.

Yum!!!
If Displacdtexan can't go to Chicago for Carson's
pork chops and ribs, then Carson's just has to
come to Displacedtexan's house in DC.

[waiting for hope]

6. I'm the Decider!

hee hee.....


Love it when Jon Stewart pans that! :rofl:

[Ilsa]

7. "Is Bob Woodward around to get some quotes of me presidentin?"

"I figger he's got at least one more book of me leedin the free worl."

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "And that shit Rush gave me took hold of old Buford and he got this

big, so I grabbed a-holt of the first babe I saw!"

[Ganja Ninja]

9. "I thought you were calling me about the pig."

"That was some good pig. I'm gonna have pig for every meal from now on."

[skip fox]

11. "Listen Tony they're not fighting about history. History is over. They're

fighting now. And knowing history don't mean nothing. . . . When are you Brits going to get serious about understanding the world? . . . Geez."