So what can the Chimp do to make a bigger ass out of himself...

[Virginia Dare]

than he did this week. I have no doubts that he will.

Slap some foreign dignitary's wife on the ass?

Fall down drunk on the stairs of AF 1?

Call Condi his lovemaster on an open mike?

Geez, what a maroon!

[misternormal]

1. Ultra-Maroon ! An Imbayzil!!! n/t

[liberal N proud]

2. With each new level he aspires to, I think he can go no lower

Then the next thing you know there he is out-doing himself. So who knows what is next.

[Poll_Blind]

3. I am seriously effing afraid to even SPECULATE. But some LIKELY things:

:bluebox: Unzip his fly, pull his testicles through and 'teabag' foreign heads of state from behind while they're sitting at dinner

:bluebox: Open his blazer when reaching for a speech to reveal a folded copy of "Black Tail" magazine inside

:bluebox: Make the V symbol with his fingers with his tongue extended through it when meeting Putin's wife

:bluebox: Be caught with an open mic as he leans over to Tony Blair and asks if he knows where to "score some sniff"

:bluebox: Drop a bottle of mysterious white pills which explode on the floor on impact. Instead of putting them back in the bottle, he proceeds to pick up and "eat" every one

:bluebox: While addressing foreign dignitaries, begins unconsciously pissing himself at the podium. Pretends nothing happened.

  Like I said, I'm trying to keep it to the LIKELY possibilities...

PB

[kittenpants]

6. unfortunately I think option # 1 sounds most likely...

The last one has probably already happened & might be a step backwards for him.

[AndyA]

9. Well, Bush could pull out his penis and urinate on his audience.

He's already doing that to all of us, of course, but it would have more impact televised.

[Rocknrule]

29. He couldn't do that

His "Mr. President" is probably the size of a Tic-Tac

[blonndee]

10. LMFAO

Oh my god!! I totally needed that today. :toast:

[smokey nj]

11. During a state dinner, announces that he just "sharted" n/t

[Poll_Blind]

12. LOL! Thank you for adding that word to my lexicon! LOL! n/t

PB

[smokey nj]

13. Thanks, I wish I could take credit........

I first heard it in "Along Came Polly." Thank you, Phillip Seymore Hoffman (sp?).

[calico1]

4. Rather than give Merkel a "massage" he

should have grabbed her boobs. Maybe next time. :eyes:

[kskiska]

22. Well, the massage wasn't the first move

Maybe it's the last. Who knows?

[gratuitous]

5. Don't post things like this!

Chimpy takes it as a personal challenge, and I'm embarrassed enough for our country as it is.

[man4allcats]

7. Has he mooned anyone yet?

I'm placing my bet now for that scenario to play out in the very near future.

[Kurovski]

8. Say "Pull my finger" to the front-row press.

Say "I got 'yer nose!" to Mrs. Blair.

Create a fart symphony with his armpit.

Leave a flaming bag of dog shit outside Putin's hotel room.

Slap "kick me" post-its on everyone's rear-end.

[reichstag911]

15. Didn't he already do...

...the "Pull my finger" schtick. I don't have the JPEG handy, but we've all seen it here, I think. The one where he's got his middle finger sticking up? :eyes:

[Kurovski]

18. I think we were supposed to

"stick it", not "pull it" that time. :shrug:

Bush's med-combo designed for this outing is making him manic and cheerful, not irritable.

[JAYJDF]

14. Yes, it is only a matter of time until he finally does something

that can not possibly be explained away. Or say something. He believes he has no reins. He has no equal. I wouldn't doubt if he believed himself God-like.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

16. eat more pork

like he kept talking about in his stupid public appearances.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

17. its like he acts stupid on purpose

as if perhaps his goal is to embarrass us in the world platform.

He's the ultimate jerk.

[ThingsGottaChange]

19. I'm sure we'll find out, shortly...

much to our horror and embarrassment.

[mwb970]

20. I don't see how he can sink much lower.

My God. Watching him sit there chewing with his mouth open, then talking with his mouth full, using street language with world leaders, summoning the British Prime Minister with "Hey, Blair"...

I am so sick of cringing with embarrassment and shame over the antics of this deeply sad man. When oh Lord, when will he be gone?

[Virginia Dare]

38. I've been saying that for six years now...

I finally gave up. He keeps outdoing himself.

[Nay]

21. Fart into a paper bag and then pop it?

[Avalux]

23. He'll be speaking at the NAACP convention this week.

I can't imagine he'll get out of there unscathed. Hopefully CSPAN will cover it. :popcorn:

[Cleita]

24. All of the above and I'm sure there's a good chance he will

do one of them soon.

[Homer Wells]

25. Yeah, give him time!!

Thats one thing he has going for him. When it comes to idiocy, he always rises to the occasion!

:rofl:

[Cha]

26. I take it this question means

bush hasn't jumped the shark, Yet?!

[ecstatic]

27. Is Rove on vacation? Seriously!! nt

[Rocknrule]

28. Streak the UN

and have hand-picked red-state children there to yell "Monster! Monster!"

[foreigncorrespondent]

30. Well...

...we now know he eats like a baby, so he may end up soiling himself soon enough!

[RobertSeattle]

31. Don't worry, the Bush Apologists will Apologize away anyway

Bush could get caught naked "In flagrante delicto" with a 12 year old boy on live TV and they'd swiftboat the boy.

[zara]

32. Bush couldn't care less. Repug media and lock step base will

stand beside the fool.

[kitkat65]

33. Start flinging his own feces?

:shrug:

[BrklynLiberal]

34. I cannot wait to see how big a public ass he can make of himself.

I no longer care how embarrassing it is. I just want all those who support/ed him to see him for what he is, and to know what it is that they have done to this country.

[smoogatz]

35. Ever seen the movie "Jackass?"

There's a very funny bit where one of the guys is up on what looks like a hotel balcony, shooting bottle rockets out of his bunghole. I'm guessing Bush was about two Jack and Cokes away from reenacting that stunt last night.

[pbartch]

36. Child Porn on his computer?

Yep....I bet that's it.

[Virginia Dare]

37. Doubtful....

It's beyond his capabilities as you can see, I've seen monkeys more comfortable in front of computer....

[Crankie Avalon]

39. Drunkenly brag at a formal dinner that he'll eat an entire stick of butter

...for "ten bucks." In spite of stunned silence and none of the dignitaries taking him up on it, will begin eating the butter, anyway, get halfway through, vomit, and pass out.

[eppur_se_muova]

40. Video to save for the grandchildren!

You have a wickedly creative mind, CA.