Preznit Malaprop Strikes Again

[Rose Siding]

Listen, Syria is trying to get back into Lebanon, it looks like to me. We passed United Nations Resolution 1559, and finally this young democracy, or this democracy became whole, by getting Syria out. And there's suspicions that the instability created by the Hezbollian attacks will cause some in Lebanon to invite Syria back in, and it's against the United Nations policy and it's against U.S. policy.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/07/20060718-4.html

Hezbollian?

Hez bol li an adj. etymology: Neo-busho-frat-tex from the olde bloghemian. def.: A suddenly established and not yet accepted term of expanded syllables, generally used when attempting to impress an audience with a non-existent familiarity with geo-political intricacies. <making an Hezbollian ass of oneself>

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[joemurphy]

1. He certainly understands the situation. We can all relax. n/t

[Bluebear]

2. Look, HE'S the decider. HE decides what is correct, mkay?

:crazy:

[pinto]

3. He said it twice, no less. I had to shake my head.

[Amy6627]

4. Hezfullabologna

[Canuckistanian]

5. To that I say, "Peance, freeance"

He was obviously talking about the Hezbollification of the Syrian evildoers in Lebanon... no, wait, the Lebanese evildoers.... well, anyways, they should just stop doing that shit. Or else.

[drthais]

8. I just

can't. stop. laughing.

ever have a moment like that
when you're all alone in front of the computer (or reading a book)
and you just start laughing and you can't stop?

Peance Freance did that to me
it's all just. too. much.
I had forgotten that little gem

[Canuckistanian]

10. You have to laugh sometimes

Glad I triggered yours!
:hi:

[C_U_L8R]

6. That's mighty Cornholian of Bush

are you threatening me???

hehe hehe

[uppityperson]

7. I thought it was Hezbollainians or Hezbollainianainians

[El Supremo]

9. That sure sounds like great Hezboolian logic! n/t

[SoCalDem]

11. From the planet Hezbollia??

He's had a heckofa week hasn't he?

[Fridays Child]

12. Do the Hezbollians live anywhere the East Timorians?

:eyes: