When God speaks to Bush

[LuckyTheDog]

When God speaks to Bush ...how does that work, exactly?

-Does God come to Bush in his dreams?
-Does the "Holy Ghost" appear to Bush in the Oval Office?
-Does Bush hear the "voice of God" in his head at random intervals? And if so, how often?
-Does Bush have full-fledged "visions," complete with color pictures of "what is to be"?
-Does Bush use any tools, such as crystal balls or dashboard Jesus statues that help him connect with the Almighty?

He never explains that stuff. The people have a right to know, don't you think? (Just sayin')

:crazy: :silly:

[akushuki]

1. He's connected through a medium and that medium is....

DICK CHENEY!

[smokey nj]

6. You're right......

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43189

(this is only the second time I've posted a link, my apologies in advance if it doesn't work)

[bluerum]

2. Should executive records for the * presnit liebarry. Think he tapes

the calls?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. Burning Bush...

[mom cat]

4. Bush has olfactory visions

from snorting!

[Alexodin]

5. Maybe * is talking to Rev. Moon aka the Lord of the 2nd advent.

[tinfoil tiaras]

7. Don't know, but Bright Eyes explains it well

"When the President Talks to God"
When the President talks to God,
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women's rights?
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike?
When the President talks to God?

When the President talks to God,
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute on down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind?
When the President talks to God?

When the President talks to God,
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed?
When the President talks to God?

When the President talks to God,
I wonder which one plays the better cop?
"We should find some jobs the ghetto's broke",
"No they're lazy George I say we don't,
Just give em' more liquor stores and dirty coke",
That's what God recommends.

When the President talks to God,
Do they drink near beer and go play golf?
While they pick which countries to invade,
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess God just calls a spade a spade,
When the President talks to God?

When the President talks to God,
Does he ever think that maybe He's not?
That that voice is just inside his head?
When he kneels next to the Presidential bed,
Does he ever smell his own bullshit?
When the President talks to God?

I doubt it.

[Mnemosyne]

8. " I'm the commander. See, I don't have to explain why I say things.

Thats the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don�t feel like I owe anybody an explanation." G W Bush during an interview with Bob Woodward.