Whip a Wednesday's A**. . . . . . Give us a CAPTION, or give us death.

[skip fox]

" . . . so obviously the only thing they respect is military might which means we should oblige them, and then their neighbors are the same so . . ." (Sept. 1987, June 1989, October 1990 . . . . etc.)

[C_U_L8R]

1. Just add an Elmer Fudd accent and a laugh track

billy's huntin' libewal wabbits

[Crankie Avalon]

2. "You'd be a warmonger, too, if you had as much to compensate for as I do."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. "I wanted to be a pro-wrestler..but my mommy wouldn't let me."

[acmavm]

4. "...and as long as you keep in mind that neocons and rich

people on start or support wars, we don't fight in them. That's for other people. Just because we benefit from them, well, that's just a coincidence. So everybody suit up, there's more killing to be done."

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. "Can the corners of your mouth touch your earlobes? Mine can"

Jerk.

[skip fox]

6. "Frankly, there are too many people who aren't like me alive. I'm

trying to rectify that."

[Rosemary2205]

7. Whammo!

Amen. Amen and Amen.