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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:47 AM
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My brief conversation with a total idiot.
Yesterday, I was paying the lunch check at the bar in a Chili's restaurant, where I had been reading while ignoring Fox "News" on one of the TVs. The guy next to me had been watching some propagandist ramble on about one of the current wars and he said, "Fucking Clinton. He should have nuked all those fuckers and we wouldn't have to put up with this crap now."

Since I hadn't been watching, I had no idea whether he was talking about Iraq, Israel/Palestine, Afghanistan, or every country from the Mediterranean to Pakistan. I grunted, trying to ignore him, but he went on. "I don't know why Bush doesn't do it to them right now. At least he's got a pair, you know?"

Any kind of conversation with this imbecile would have been a waste of time. I left a tip and turning to leave I said, "Well, at least Bush didn't get a blow job in the White House."

"Damn right," he nodded.

I'm really getting sick of having to live on the same planet with mindless cave dwellers. But what's the alternative?
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existentialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:58 AM
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1. But how do you know
that Bush didn't get a blow job in the White House?

They are pretty secretive about most things.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:01 AM
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3. You're right. My bad.
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BonnieJW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:00 AM
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2. Two words
Jeff Gannon
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darkmaestro019 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:17 AM
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4. One word: Condi. (NT)
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:24 AM
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7. Another word: Threesome.
Ew, I grossed myself out there.
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Smarmie Doofus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:19 AM
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5. Off topic,sorry. How about a letter to the owner/manager...
>>>Chili's restaurant, where I had been reading while ignoring Fox "News" on one of the TVs.>>>>

complaining about having the highly partisan ( not to mention inaccurate and unreliable) FOX news shoved down your throat along with their chile?

Let 'em put on a game show fer chrissakes; why do you have to be forced to listen to propaganda.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:45 AM
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11. Good idea. And it's not just Chilis. Lot's of places have Fox on their TV.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:23 AM
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6. Leahy had a perfect response yesterday for idiots like these
During the Judicial Committee hearing with Gonzales he said, "At some point, this Administration is going to have to take responsibility and stop blaming Clinton for everything." :thumbsup:
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wordpix2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:25 AM
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8. bwahahahaha
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:28 AM
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9. Here's a handy, dandy Faux blocker that might help:
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:33 AM
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10. 1. Kill them all
2. Live on another planet
3. Death
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:46 AM
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12. mAnn Coulter may have given him a BJ
:rofl: But that's still kinda gross....:puke:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 10:18 AM
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13. I wonder if he would appreciate the irony
of exercising your second amendment rights and thinning the herd, all in the name of "intelligent design" ...

(jk) ;)
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