Ohhhh... Bush said "shit" he's so tuff and libruls are so weak....

[Wetzelbill]

If that wasn't the most disingenous "oh, I thought the mike was off" moment.

Why do those tough talking "behind the scenes" moments always happen during an election year?

Remember the "I loathe Kim Jong-Il" macho BS?

That's why Bush has gotten so outclassed by bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il, and the Iranian Ayatollahs for the last six years. He thinks talking tough actually means something. It doesn't. Now maybe if he actually was tough, well, that would be another story.

The best way to understand Bush is by looking at him on his "ranch." He dresses up in his boots, cowboy hat and jeans, then makes a big show about clearing brush with a chainsaw. He doesn't own any horses. He's scared of them. A cowboy who is scared of horses is not really a cowboy now, is he?

Well, that is how Bush is on the world stage. He plays the part, acts tough, says a few harsh words, but in the end he is really just a wannabe cowboy who is scared of horses.

Clearing brush just doesn't cut it in the real world.

[lonestarnot]

1. Talking with your mouth full is pretty tough to take.

[Joe Fields]

8. He looked like a cow chewing it's cud, when he said it, too.

[lonestarnot]

17. Cows chewing cud are a beautiful thing next to this fuckwad.

[marmar]

2. "just a wannabe cowboy who is scared of horses"

True that. As Mike Malloy says, if you told Bush, Cheney or Rumsfeld in the bar to meet you outside for a fight, they would take off running.

[unpossibles]

3. no, they would hire goons to murder you in your sleep

and make it look like suicide.

[libhill]

7. BINGO -

Beware those type written "suicide notes".

[libhill]

12. Chimpy is just a "Rexal Ranger"....

n/t

[Warpy]

4. You can tell he's really not into all that president shit

and would be happiest back in Texas in that rich men's "hunting lodge" outside Dallas, oiling his brains and bragging about what a big shot he is.

Seriously, I think Putin got him drinking. It's the only way to explain his boorish behavior, especially that grope of Merkel. It was outrageous.

He needs to go. The next Congress might not have a choice.

[lonestarnot]

6. Drunk needs to go alright, piss in his boots!

[Warpy]

15. More freeway blogging!

Good work!

[lonestarnot]

16. It's been boil brains hot here this week. Back on next week.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. I remember when McGovern

said some expletive during the '72 campaign, and was condemned for it (I think he told a protestor to kiss his posterior, only he used a three letter word to describe the location).

[rsdsharp]

9. He was late for a plane

and the airline held it for him (yes, he was flying commercial -- it was a different time). After take off he walked the length of the plane apologizing personally to every passenger for the inconvenience he had caused them. Everyone was quite nice about it, except one lady who wouldn't accept his apology, and kept bitching. He finally leaned close to her and said softly, "Madam, you are a horse's ass."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. Thanks

I just remember how the repukes blew up the incident and said how horrible it was.

[libhill]

11. Aren't we all

wised up to the Repuke game plan by now? If a Democrat does it, it's an abomination - it a Repuke does it, it's o.k. If Bush had gotten a b.j. in the White House, all the Repukes and right wing idiots would be going on about how he's such a macho man and a lady killer, and we should all be sooo impressed by little Chimpy...Can you say: hypocrites?

[Crankie Avalon]

13. When it comes to being a man, Bush has a LOT to prove...

...cheerleader, draft evader, lifelong clown and failure, etc. It's pathetic how hard he's always trying to compensate.

[Algorem]

14. The Alabama AWOLian?

[DemoTex]

18. Vetoed stem cell bill, as promised. Tuff-guy.

Tuff as a tumor, and dumber.