Constantly Dumb

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Constantly Dumb (To the tune of Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd)


Shallow, shallow, shallow, there ain’t anybody in there
You’re just a mental pygmy, yes the emperor unclothed
Dumb it down, c’mon George you know how
Just keep on talkin’ plain, and repeating the refrain

Egads, egads, egads, a new disinformation burst
Mustn’t state the facts, for reality’s a curse

I get migranes when you are speaking
A constant gag on the bile arising
As the bogus cowboy façade fades
Your words prove that you don’t know what you’re saying
Could I and the world, ask you a favor?
Could you just speak in thought balloons?
Now you’re on my TV once again
My head explodes with every episode, you presidential sham
Prince Stumblebumb, constantly dumb

OK, OK, OK, who’s using Jedi mind tricks
My brain it goes AHHHHHHHH, but his base laps up this shtick
Throw my hands up, I don’t believe these freakin’ fools
Seems they’re almost wanting to be snowed, by Chimpy and his show

I get migranes when you are speaking
A constant gag on the bile arising
As the bogus cowboy façade fades
Your words prove that you don’t know what you’re saying
While you and your chorus of bleating simps
Mouth sermonettes off for the choir
The turning world it is ablaze, your lack of action does amaze us all
ManChild be gone, your dreams are done
Prince Stumblebumb, constantly dumb

[jimshoes]

1. Actually,

Comfortably Dumb has a very nice ring to it as well.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. It does indeed.

I just thought it was a little too lazy to go with.

jimshoes hehe love that ID :D

[bpcmxr]

2. Brilliant!

This makes my day. :)

[Lars39]

3. Excellent! k&r

:thumbsup::D

[politicaholic]

4. Nice!

[helderheid]

5. yes

:thumbsup:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. LOL! Nice.

Thanks for sharing this. Loved it.

[IowaGuy]

7. don't know whether to be offended or just nod affirmitvely...

Pink Floyd's music has been a constant companion to me throughout life...a real favorite bordering on irrational obsession. Mentioning * in the same breath as Floyd just is kind of jarring....yet your words are compelling - I guess in that sense, you do Gilmour, Waters and the boys proud with your prose.....good job.

[IowaGuy]

8. Hey, which ones dink?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. The one reading Froyd

:D

They've been one of my favorite bands for 30 years now. There was nothing but pride in using one of their songs to belittle the monkey.

[IowaGuy]

12. "Froyd"......har!! good one...

BTW..sorry if my previous post came across as being harsh or lacking understanding.

Just got home from work and still a little edgy...really it is good....

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Not to worry

Glad you enjoyed it, just letting you know, since you liked it but had a small reservation.

Edgy and work. I know that song too ;)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. another good one! You must have enough for an album now...

somebody get weird Al on the phone...

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. and it's off to the greatest with you!

Loved it!

[Glenda]

15. This is great!

:applause: :woohoo: :applause:

:yourock:

Now, how did you get the little twirly thing on the "C" in façade? Hmmm... I just copied yours... Now I'm curious...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. MSWord did it, it must've knew the word required it.

I can take no credit for my computer being smarter than me :)

So very glad you liked the song :pals:

[Glenda]

17. Hey , you bought the computer didn't you?

So you own all its smartness, and you can take total credit ;)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. LOL ok I give I give!

I'm smart for having something smarter than me make me look ....smart?

Um. k then.

I think ;)

[Freedom_from_Chains]

19. Thanks for E-mailing me on this one.

And I'm not really a big Pink Floyd fan, sorry IowaGuy, but I loved your version.

[omega minimo]

20. SalmOn, you crazy diamond

:hug:

[NMMNG]

21. That's great

Comfortably Numb is my favorite Pink Floyd song. :headbang:

[Bad Penny]

22. I enjoyed that

Good stuff

[im10ashus]

23. Hee-larious!!!!

:rofl: