Suggested title for 24/7 cable news coverage of the war:

[KamaAina]

"Lebanon Bologna".

Residents of the Mid-Atlantic states will instantly recognize this as the name of a tasty cold cut actually more similar to salami. (The "Lebanon" is the one in PA, not the Middle East.)

And that's what we're fated to hear in surround-sound, on every channel, for weeks or months on end: a whole bunch of Lebanon Bologna.

Maybe Stewart, Colbert, or KO could run with this?

[rusty charly]

1. i'd like that with some Beirut-beer.

[Atman]

2. Lebanonandonandonandon (nt)

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