Why hasn't Ann Coulter incubated a frozen embryo in her right-wing body?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

Apparently there is a program where there are thousands of frozen embryos up for "adoption" for any rePUKE female who will incubate them.

Has Ann Coulter ever given the gift of life?

[NYCGirl]

1. It doesn't look like there's any room in there. NT

[NC_Nurse]

2. It would never thaw.

[Eric J in MN]

4. LOL

NT

[Beelzebud]

5. Zing! Beat me to it. :D

Great minds think alike. :)

[ComerPerro]

3. Every singe Republican woman should impregnate herself with three

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Any child of Annthrax Coulter would be doomed

to a horrible existence. He/she would probably grow up to be a hopeless depressive, a raving alcoholic or a serial killer. Annie absolutely should NOT have children.

[liberaltrucker]

7. Because, in it's own way

The embryo would say "Fuck this, I'd rather better humanity through research".

[KyndCulture]

8. She/He doesn't have a uterus.

Maybe some borg contraption could help her.

[FUGW]

9. That bitch could make a steel turkey baster go limp.

[Redstone]

10. Gotta have a womb to do that.

Redstone

[KyndCulture]

11. exactly!!

[Cocoa]

12. she's saving herself for Satan

[DainBramaged]

13. With what? A Pillsbury easy bake oven?

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Mercifully, no.

[tanyev]

15. I suspect her womb is a hostile environment.

[Gman]

16. Born natural men don't have a uterus.

[Cleita]

17. You've got to have a uterus to begin with. n/t