Can Bush ban hair cuts?

[DanCa]

I mean stem cells can adapt into hair cells. It's all one stepped removed.

[swag]

1. It would alienate his base. Remember Corinthians 11:14

Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her

[tridim]

3. Except for Jesus, right?

[swag]

14. In the fundamentalist branch in which I grew up,

Jesus had a military haircut.

He wasn't as cute as Bob Dobbs, though, but I didn't know that until later.

[tridim]

2. They might as well just ban all human cell desecration

That'd cover hair cuts, alcohol ingestion, masturbation, loofahs, fingernail biting, tattoos, piercing, etc.

Purity is their dream, and everyone else's nightmare.

[C_U_L8R]

4. so when bush picks his nose

and eats it
is that cannibalism???

(if we assume for a moment that he's human)

[DanCa]

5. I am a waitting for them to ban blood transfusions next.

I really shouldn't be giving them ideas now, should I?

[H2O Man]

6. I would be tempted

to support that. I mean, I like short-haired people. Some of my best friends have short hair. Not sure that I'd allow my daughter to date one, though. And I'm not to pleased with the thought of short-haired people moving into the neighborhood.

[DanCa]

11. Hi H20man

I missed you bro :hi:

[H2O Man]

13. Hello!

And how are you, my Brother?

I could not help but paraphrase something I heard John Lennon say about short-haired people back in 1969.

[ComerPerro]

7. Ban all medicine: It thwarts the will of God

[Redstone]

8. He would if he could. Or at least make everyone have a hiarcut like his.

Redstone

[Vinca]

9. Let us know when you're ready for a trim.

We'll send a priest for last rites.

[H2O Man]

10. That would

cost more than the haircut, of course.

[DanCa]

12. I wonder how many brain cells

Dubbie killed by snorting cocaine and drinking booze.