Drinking sometimes bring clarity....So I can solve the Middle East....

[catnhatnh]

We need merely give the Jews Texas...The climate is similar,the people acceptable,the area larger and the affect better-can you imagine mexicans trying to sneak across an Israeli border-ain't gonna happen-thats a third of the US border closed...No more Middle East problems-they swear that all Arabs can deal with each other.All we as a nation lose will be Texans, a few of which I will miss, but for the most part can live without...we can expiate our sins of WW2 and accept our Hebrew brethren and I'm betting they'll do better than electing Rick Perry or Kinky Friedman......

[laura888]

1. Thank you for the excellent suggestion. n/t

[notadmblnd]

2. I've always thought that Texas want to be its own country

here's their chance.

[catnhatnh]

3. Would A Kosher....

Ten gallon hat LOOK Hassidic???

[mzteris]

4. I'll have one of what you're having......

make it two!

[babylonsister]

5. You need a nap. nt

[NNN0LHI]

6. How long until they invade New Mexico? Betcha didn't think of that

I have a better idea. Leave the Israelis where they are and bring all the Arabs over here. That will explode some freeper heads.

Don

[rurallib]

7. For years I've been saying move 'em to Wyoming

By the time we move them, give them land and move some of their prcious artifacts like the wailing wall, I figure we're still waaaay ahead in the game. With global warming Wyoming will soon be temperate.
Or Texas, whatever, Just get them out of the ME, get us off oil and let the ME have at each other.

[lastknowngood]

8. Wow somebody found a use for Texas! However if you think the

Muslims hate Jews just try the rednecks in Texas.

[Buck Turgidson]

9. Bartcop been saying this for years...

Over the years, I short-lined that concept into the phrase, "the sacred sand."

We have thousands of square miles of plain-ass sand in DuPree, Oklahoma,
where the Israelis could live for hundreds years and never see a blown up school bus.

...but

...the DuPree sand isn't sacred enough - so they'd rather dress for their kid's funerals.

<Bart does a shot>

But here's my plan, one that's guaranteed to solve a whoooooooole lot of problems.

First thing we do is tell Israel we're cutting them off financially in ten years. In that ten year period, we offer to move every Israeli (to western Oklahoma) who wants to see their children grow up or those people who prefer the Sacred Sand over their kid's lives, they're cut off in ten years.

Also during that ten years, we slowly and incrementally raise the price of gasoline to $5 a gallon. That price is good at every gas station in every state in America, backed by the US government. At that price, we can afford to pump oil out of wells in Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana and Colorado and maybe even Prudhoe Bay in the summer when tankers can get to it.

Then we tell Saudi Arabia to eat their oil, drink their oil, and shove it up their asses.We don't need their oil anymore, and we pull ALL our troops out of the Middle East. Within weeks, the Arabs will overrum what's left of Israel and the people who chose death over living in Oklahoma.

Now, the Palestinians have no more Boogeyman America doesn't have to spend billions every year protecting Israel, and we stop paying Eqypt billions to not have their asses kicked by the Israeli Army

http://www.bartcop.com/1118.htm