If I was President I would let a Big Loud Smelly Fart...

[Homer12]

...At a summit. Or maybe even a press conference.

I might even light it; If I felt frisky.

But I'm not president so I'll have to do it alone at home.

[bluerum]

1. our loss

[Benhurst]

2. Bush has probably already beaten you to it. NT

[salinen]

3. That makes you

presidential

[Ringo84]

4. Re:

Doesn't matter. Duh-bya's Freepin Creeps will support him no matter what he does. Duh-bya could take a shit on the stage and they'd praise him endlessly. They're all nuts.
Ringo

[ajacobson]

5. and ask

"did you hear that barking spider?"

[sam sarrha]

6. that is Rumsfeld's job and he does it very well, king of Saud gave him a

gift of a collection of very fine incense..

it is said he lets really blatant loud wet sounding stinking farts all the time..and blames other for it.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Cheney never cuts and runs

He loves to bask in the smell of his own fart, especially at crowded cocktail parties. Such a hero.