White House.org - The World According to Bush!

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WhiteHouse.org follows Bush's logic stream to solve all the world's problems:

ON ISRAEL/LEBANON CONFLICT: "What they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over!"

ON STARVATION IN SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA: "What them African babies need to do is wipe the blowflies out of their eyes and start cracking open some cans of Campbell's Chunky and shit and then they're full!"

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ON WILD FIRES: "What they gotta do is invent flame-retarding trees and shrubs and grass and shit so they stop catching fire all the time and it's over!"

ON CLIMATE CHANGE: "What should happen is they put a whole bunch of giant air conditioners around the glaciers and cool that shit down and then it's over!"

ON A.I.D.S.: "What folks gotta do is practice abstinence-only when it comes to poking monkey cornhole and stop sitting on AIDS-encrusted toilet seats and then not get sick and that shit is over!"

...stop on over and laugh your ass off at the rest.

[spindrifter]

1. Yeah, what they gotta do is get that

guy to write a book of this kinda shit so we can read stuff in the loo and laugh off our asses. (See, I knew not to end the sentence with a preposition and that kinda stuff.)

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2. are you funnin' on my grammatical?

:-)