Julian Bond on with Colbert

[CatWoman]

:D

talking about Chimpy's speech at NAACP today

:D

[AlCzervik]

1. oh good, i'll stay up for it!!

[babylonsister]

2. Wow, nice catch, Monsieur Colbert!

:D

[Hazelrah]

3. been scheduling conflicts.

just awesome.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. He's roasting chimpy nicely!!

"Always had scheduling conflicts, and, yes, he has been scheduling conflicts"

I thought that was a hilarious joke!

[Cush]

5. ".....you are a white man?"

[Dudley_DUright]

6. Thanks for the heads up CW

What does that have to do with plumbing? :P

[Pirate Smile]

7. That was great.

[babylonsister]

8. And Steven has a new black friend! Lambasting dimson-priceless! nt

[Cush]

9. "Where does the NAACP stand on bears?"

[CatWoman]

11. "no wonder he didn't appear for five years"

:D

:hi:

[BlueStateGirl]

10. That was hysterical. n/t

[ladym55]

12. It was great!!!

Julian Bond is smart, classy, and really funny. I love "he has been scheduling conflicts" line. :rofl:

[bmbmd]

40. Probably the funniest line ever on SNL-

Julian Bond to Garret Morris:
"It comes from the well established fact that light-skinned negros are more intelligent than dark-skinned negros."

[Dudley_DUright]

13. Julian was a great straight man for Colbert

I don't know how he kept from cracking up. Great stuff.

[Coexist]

14. that was hysterical!

[CatWoman]

15. now he's screwing with Rep. Wexler

:rofl:

[Coexist]

17. "when is the dawn coming?"

"as soon as you support our President"

Colbert is so quick.

[CatWoman]

19. and so sincere looking

cracks me up!!!

caribou are more important than my SUV???

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

24. I'm sorry, but this Wexler guy is an idjit.

He's like a collar in search of a leash.

I doubt his next election will be uncontested.

[CatWoman]

oh, lighten up

I thought he was hilarious :rofl:

Stephen brings that out in people :rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

29. Naw, he was slow and flailing!

Got to be quick with Stephen or just be careful. And why aren't carabu more important than SUVs? Say it! "Your SUV is only important to you!"

So we should drill in ANWAR? "uh....no." Did not give me any confidence that he had ever even thought about the question.

Goddammit, what the Dems need is a real mutherfucker of a coach or director. Someone to drill them. Answers to current, pressing questions should come fast and direct. Any utterances of "uh" should be met with a cattle prod to the ear lobe until the "uh" becomes something you NEVER hear from a Democrat.

uh...

JMO. Your mileage may differ.

[gatorboy]

27. Best damn "know over district" ever.

"I like cocaine because it's fun!" :rofl:

[Sonicmedusa]

16. Colbert scores again!

"And at what point did you decide to become Republican?"

Gotta love this man!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. That was ABFAB! n/t

:hi:

[CatWoman]

21. LOL

I enjoy cocaine because............

:hi:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

35. Where's Uly? We need another Atlanta DU meet-up!

[CatWoman]

37. Cotton Bear wants us to come to Athens

you game?

[babylonsister]

20. Wexler's being a really, really good, if a bit clueless, sport. nt

[CatWoman]

22. "I enjoy prostitutes AND cocaine"

:rofl:

[Cush]

26. if you put the two together its probably even more fun

[Coexist]

25. I can't believe he said that about the cocaine and prostitutes.

Holy cow. Does he not think??!

[DaveinMD]

28. that was incredibly funny

[blonndee]

30. Please, what did he say?

I missed it.

[Coexist]

32. Sort of this:

SC: since you are running unopposed, lets get you to say a couple of things that would cost you the election otherwise.

W: ok

SC: finish this statement, "I like cocaine because..."

W: it's fun to do.

SC: no, say the entire sentence.

W: I like cocaine because it is fun to do

SC: now this one, "I like prostitutes because..."

You get the idea!

[blonndee]

34. HA! Thank you!

I'm sorry I missed it!

[blonndee]

33. delete-wrong place

[babylonsister]

23. Wexler: soundbites that could bite him in the ass in the future?

Gawd! :rofl: :wow:

[Dudley_DUright]

31. Stephen's sign-off for today was:

"My only regret tonight is I did the show so perfectly that I have no regrets". It was perfect! Great show.

[liberalpragmatist]

36. Fantastic show!

I appreciate Rep. Weldon's sense of humor, although I have to hope this doesn't bite him in the ass!

[FlaGranny]

39. Robert Wexler -

dyed in the wool pure blue Democrat from a mostly Jewish pure blue district (the district that "accidentally" cast quite a few votes for Pat Buchanan in 2000).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wexler

This man votes like a DUer. The only problem I have with him, just a small one, is his "blank check" for Israel. I wish he were a little more balanced on that issue.

[liberalpragmatist]

43. Ah, yes - totally wrong

How'd I get Wexler and Weldon mixed up? Thery're completely different. I guess I just tripped over the names.

And I knew the guy Colbert was interviewing was a liberal Dem, so I should have remembered that Rep. Weldon was someone entirely different - a highly endangered Republican hack, isn't he?

[AspenRose]

38. I finally saw it this morning

OK, who's the DUer who had the picture of Colbert on her cake and was licking it? Fess up (it wasn't me!) :D

Good show! Liked the Tom Brokaw segment too.

[CatWoman]

41. Every time I see Tom Brokaw, I think of this and can't take him

seriously :rofl:

"Former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."

[SoCalDem]

42. Meeeow.. please read my fairy tale

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1693396