Idle question, probably useless. But could a group of Representatives....

[Pacifist Patriot]

send a petition/letter to the White House requesting a psychological evaluation and/or substance abuse test on the president? No, I don't mean to suggest it would actually be taken seriously by the White House, but wouldn't that be an interesting turn of events?

Okay, wishful thinking on my part. I know.

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Here, George. Go pee in this cup.

The nice policeman will go into the bathroom with you to make sure you do it right.

[Pacifist Patriot]

2. Unrealistic, but such a delicious mental picture, isn't it?

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Not at all a new fantasy.

I'm a field psychologist for Wisconsin Probation & Parole, & spend a lot of time hanging out in P&P offices, where agents are always doing UA's (urinalyses) on their clientele. More than once I've fantasized getting to do a psych eval on George, or seeing him submit to a UA.

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. I've been fantasizing about it since I read "Bush on the Couch."

That was a few years ago. I bet Molly Ivins has wanted to have him shrunk and UA'd for eons.

[H2O Man]

5. "Uh, George,

this is Reid Meloy. He has a few questions to ask you ...."

[Jackpine Radical]

6. Meloy...

Fairly good at identifying psychopaths & predicting violence, but I dunno about those Rorschachs.