underpants
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:47 AM
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Happy 60th Birthday KEN STARR!!! |
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:49 AM
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1. Ugghh... thanks a bunch for the |
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puke fest...Seeing that jerk's face this early in the morning, well...
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madinmaryland
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:51 AM
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2. Has he written any more pornographic novels recently? |
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:56 AM
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I knew about Scooter Libby's and O'Reilly's and Lynne Cheney's but not Ken Starr's.
Oh I see you mean the Clinton/Lewinsky report. You used to be able to get the whole report printed out on toiletpaper.
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Fri Jul-21-06 08:38 AM
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11. Yes, I'm referring to the Clinton/Lewinsky "report" that he |
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delivered to Congress. Read like a cheap soft-core type novel to me. And the US Taxpayers spent $70 million for it too.
:grr:
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Fri Jul-21-06 08:14 AM
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9. He can't see, no electricity therefore no light. |
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:53 AM
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3. History will NOT judge him favorably... |
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:beer: <-I hope that's spiked with exlax... :evilgrin:
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:55 AM
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4. Make a wish and blow out the Clenis, Kenny. |
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:55 AM
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5. The Starr Report read like a 3rd rate sleaze novel |
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It wasn't a report so much as a lonely man's fantasy of what he wished would happen to him..
You could tell Starr put more thought into the blow job than either Monica or Clinton did...
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Fri Jul-21-06 07:56 AM
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6. He'll always be considered a true porn Starr. |
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Maybe Monica will blow out the candles on his cake.
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Fri Jul-21-06 08:01 AM
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8. Crappy Birthday, you S.O.B. |
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Fri Jul-21-06 08:16 AM
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10. I heard he has terminal psoriasis... |
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May he turn into one big oozing scab tormented by endless itching.
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Fri Jul-21-06 09:29 AM
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12. many happy blowjobs, Ken |
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Happy Sextieth, you old sex maniac, you :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Fri Jul-21-06 09:37 AM
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13. I heard that Monica was attending Oxford. Is that true? |
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Of course, I heard this from a right wing friend of mine so it may not be true.
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