I've been raptured

[ck4829]

I was minding my own business, when I'm teleported up to Heaven.

So, I'm writing this on a cloud.

Apparently, only good Socialist boys and girls get raptured. It works in shifts or something, so see you all soon.

[cynatnite]

1. Thank god we'll still have internet access

I was worried.

[fooj]

2. LMAO

:rofl:

[Pab Sungenis]

4. Yeah, but they use Net Nanny.

And all the satanic sites, like CU and FR, are blocked.

[treestar]

3. Congratulations. I think it would be great if Jesus takes up the

liberals and gays and leaves the freepers and the fundies behind. That would really be fun.