These two people represent the United States throughout the world

[ShaneGR]

Face it, until January of 2009, any relevant foreign policy we would hope to carry out is completely screwed.

[Dr Fate]

1. Ceasar Romero and Eartha Kitt. n/t

n/t

[Pierre Trudeau]

9. if only!!!

Too bad Cesar isn't around anymore.... you could have replaced these two & hoped no one would notice. :P

Eartha Kitt would be pretty cool as Secretary of State though!

[Maestro]

2. Bolton is such a disgusting individual

and Rice is simply an idiot with a bunch of degrees.

[Dr Fate]

4. Yeah- but she's an expert on a country that no longer exists!!

I'll bet she speaks fluent Latin too.

[Maestro]

8. You know...

I can't remember where, but she was in Russia a while back and she was meeting with dipolmats. She had an interpreter with her. They, the repukes, always rave an rant about Condasleeeza because she is an expert in the Soviet Union/Russia and fluent in Russian, so why the need for an interpreter? I'm fluent in two languages and I would never need an interpreter in my second language. I can't stand it when people say they are bilingual because they can ask to go to the restroom in another language. That is probably the extent of Rice's Russian.

[whistle]

3. Caption: Condi, I just made a Hershey Squirt in my jockey shorts

[Monkeyman]

5. God Help Us Please

These two can't find their way out of a box

[leveymg]

7. Allah, be merciful.

We're going to need all the compassion we can beg, borrow or steal in the coming decades.

[Ghost in the Machine]

6. doesn't Grecian Formula make a moustache dye also?

what a dork!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Mr."Got milk?" & does she know there's an animal pelt on her head?

[Jara sang]

11. Bolton the former tobacco lawyer.

He's been peddling death his whole life.

[eppur_se_muova]

12. Wally Walrus and Magica de Spell ? Didn't think they even worked together.