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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:54 PM
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During the "Rapture" what happens to the Jews living in Israel ?
i know the Rapture people think in order for the Rapture to happen Jews need to control and be in Israel. so what happens to them when the Rapture happens ?
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:55 PM
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1. 144,000(?) are converted to Christianity
the rest burn in hell
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The2ndWheel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:59 PM
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8. I thought it was 100,000
Hey, it matters to those extra 44,000.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:55 PM
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2. As I understand it, they will have to convert to Christianity,
or else they'll go to hell with all the rest of us.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:57 PM
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4. Dats where the real Party gonna happen.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:01 PM
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9. How Can One Go To A Place That They Don't Believe In?
Edited on Fri Jul-21-06 07:01 PM by mhr
eom
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cobaindrain Donating Member (731 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:57 PM
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3. if you believe in it....
Jews will supposedly be the last group to see and accept christ.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:58 PM
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5. Well He's always in the last place you look.
n/t
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:02 PM
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10. I FOUND JESUS; HE WAS UNDER THE SOFA THE WHOLE TIME
Love that bumper sticker!
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:59 PM
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6. The people that believe in rapture...
believe that Jews are going to burn in hell. Jerry Falwell did say that the Anti-Christ was Jewish after all.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 06:59 PM
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7. You silly goose.. people like Cindy Lou & Jim Get Raptured.
Edited on Fri Jul-21-06 07:25 PM by SoCalDem
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:03 PM
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11. in SEVEN days, they will find out.
Friday, July 28, 2006, 12:00 GMT

trust me.

Really.

honestly.

And if I made a slight error in calculations, it was gawds' will.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:05 PM
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12. Mark your calendars, everybody.
Make friends with a fundy who has a nice car, and be sure the keys aren't in his pocket when he gets raptured.
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:41 PM
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16. keys in pocket are ok, since clothes don't get raptured
wow, I just realized, that there will be thousands of married fundie couples seeing each other naked for the FIRST TIME!!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:51 PM
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17. Oh, ick; that means there will be piles of dirty underwear all over....
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:15 PM
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18. dirty FUNDIE underwear!!!!
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:20 PM
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19. and viagra pills
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katty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:10 PM
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13. Air Force One picks them up on the way to Jesusland
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:24 PM
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14. Convert or get slaughtered
Same deal my family got offered in eastern France in the 1500s.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 07:26 PM
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15. thanks everyone for the answer, so i assume this means the Israeli
Jews who are being killed now are viewed by the Raputure people as the ones who refused or would refuse to convert . and that's why they are cheering on the war and deaths.
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:25 PM
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20. We all accept a man we didn't think was the messiah, or we'll be sent
to a place we don't believe exists.
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