Is Bush Really An "Alpha Male"?

[doh_phooey]

[C_U_L8R]

1. he might be more like Ahnold

with the tiny wee-wee


nice alf-alpha-cizing there

[NashVegas]

2. If He Is, He's Still a Very F-ed Up Alpha

..

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. LMAO!!

my first thought before I opened the thread was " more like an alfalfa male" :rofl:

[etherealtruth]

35. Exactly!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Just Me]

4. OMG!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!

:rofl:

I,...I,...:rofl:

[Sadie5]

5. The dog trainer

described my Jack Russell Terrier as an "Alpha" male because he wanted to pee on everything(mark his territory). Does Bush want to pee on everything?

[Just Me]

8. Females tend to "alpha" the males in the canine world.

Dog trainers and owners will testify to that.

OH, BAR-BA-RA!!! What a weenie you raised,...suck a weakling giving into the neocon's beck-n-call and will to destroy even you, and your daddy, too.

[doh_phooey]

19. Robert Parry: 'Bush: 'Alpha male on the cruise ship''

When future historians scratch their heads and wonder how George W. Bush came to lead the world's most powerful nation at the start of the Twenty-First Century, it might help them to know that many Americans found his type familiar - and thus reassuring. Bush was the alpha male on the cruise ship.

He was like the wise-cracking guy leading a pack of vacationers out of the elevator toward the all-you-can-eat buffet bar, while poking fun at Charlie for getting too much sun on his bald head or at Mildred for putting on a few extra pounds. The others in the group titter with nervous amusement, fearing their ribbing will come next.

Like that dominant male on the cruise ship, Bush exhibits a freedom to mock the appearance of almost anyone, holding up both American citizens and foreign leaders to public ridicule for how they look.

Indeed, between his pre-screened crowds and his layers of protectors, Bush has gone through five-plus-years as President with barely a single note-worthy incident of anyone challenging him to his face. Unlike alpha males in the wild, Bush has managed to mark out his territory knowing that virtually nobody - not another head of state nor a private citizen - is in any position to contest his supremacy.

http://consortiumnews.com/2006/051706.html

[ixion]

6. uh, yeah...in his dreams

alpha male wannabe. :rofl:

[MADem]

7. I'll see you a

:rofl: and raise you ;) :D :D }( :7 :evilgrin: :party: :headbang: :yourock:

That was funny as hell...!

[Cant_wait_for_2008]

9. No chance in hell. He was a CHEERLEADER in College !!!.........

[doh_phooey]

18. He's still a cheerleader

He has others do his dirty work and he roots for them from a safe distance.

[Kelvin Mace]

10. If your deinition of "alpha male"

is a man who wets his pants and runs away at the first sign of danger, like Bush did on 9/11, then yes.

[Breeze54]

11. It's just a drunk male and being 'male' could be debated!! n/t

[Crunchy Frog]

12. He wouldn't make it as an Alpha Male in a chimpanzee troop.

He's too stupid and he lacks the kind of raw physical courage that it requires.

[Union Thug]

13. Right, whatever. The guy is a pansy-ass spoiled rotten

rich boy. He's more of an alpha turd than anything else.

[lonestarnot]

15. A pack of chiquaquas would piss all over him.

[upi402]

14. Alf male /cheerleader /AWOLer /airplane driver guy/army mans...

:eyes:

[mykpart]

16. He's a Mama's Boy,

which is probably why he has a problem with drugs and alcohol. Imagine having Babs for a mama!:puke:

[Cant_wait_for_2008]

21. Babs has more testosterone then her little boy......YIKES!!!

[Bad Penny]

17. Bush is as far from being an alpha male as

the moon is from neptune

He's a sniggering, spoiled buffoon. A swaggering coward. With ZERO character and ZERO truth anywhere in his hollow, pathetic, vindictive little soul. Martin Short could beat the hell out of him in a fair fight

[doh_phooey]

20. Bush & Cheney

[lonestarnot]

22. Still as funny as when I saw it the first time!

[lonestarnot]

23. Double post deleted.

[tinfoil tiaras]

24. He's a Zeta-Male

imho.

[MoseyWalker]

25. alpha male in skirts

as the head cheerleader who has sustained massive brain damage.

[Jim Warren]

26. FUCK

On Edit:

After my exasperating initial reaction, let me say if junior and I were stranded on a deserted island, there is no doubt in my mind who is gonna end up with the coconuts.

[doh_phooey]

28. Keith Richards?

:b

[blonndee]

27. As any dog person would probably tell ya,

A REAL alpha male rarely has to fight. Clearly Chimpy is among the scrabblers in the pack, jockeying for position. That explains why he feels the need to fight, and also why he does it by proxy. :)

[doh_phooey]

29. poor Barney

:cry:

[doh_phooey]

37. FREE BARNEY!

http://www.bluebus.org/barney.bmp

[Vinca]

30. Alpha psychopath maybe. nt

[SmokingJacket]

31. Ewww.

No, he's in that category we call "Asshole-Males."

[doh_phooey]

33. a LYING asshole male

[Cleita]

32. I don't think either one would do very well in the troop.

I don't think Bush would even qualify for alpha female.

[Kingofalldems]

34. Not an alpha male but

he plays one on television.

[porphyrian]

36. He is when there are no other males. - n/t

[electron_blue]

38. LOL!

[lies and propaganda]

39. hahahahha

if he is then so am I.

[Ganja Ninja]

40. Apparently one freeper thinks so.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1670817/replies?c=31

[doh_phooey]

41. and how many of them are fighting over in Iraq right now?

awol birds of a feather flock together

[doh_phooey]

44. the deck of Republican Chickenhawks

http://www.chickenhawkcards.com

[Tenseiga]

42. Alf-Aplha male...LMFAO

[AlphaCentauri]

43. LOL : Jack Sparrow walk

[samsingh]

45. bush is no alpha male

he's a sick, mama's boy who wants to prove something to his daddy.

[doh_phooey]

46. lets him eat cake

[lectrobyte]

47. Anybody who just walks away from flying jet fighters (even an "obsolete"

one like the Delta Dart) to work on a political campaign is not "alpha" by any stretch of the word.

[Marie26]

48. No, he just thinks he is. nt

[Crankie Avalon]

49. Bush is trying awful hard to live it down, but...

...actually, he was always the sort of monkey that "presents" his hindquarters to the tribe's true alpha males. Afterwards, he grooms their fur.

That's what he did in school, basically--he was a jocksniffing cheerleader who always tried to insinuate himself with the school's star athletes and try to glom some reflected popularity that way.

[doh_phooey]

50. Then Dick Cheney or Rove must be the alpha male

because Bush "presents his hindquarters" to them (that is, gets approval for everything from them).

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

51. A swaggering adolescent wannabee male with a light jockstrap.

He couldn't handle the beer and motorcycles but he's kept the pretzels and bike. Alas, he can't handle them either.

[ComerPerro]

52. no, but he plays one on TV

and that's why many men worship him.

Republican men want a "daddy"

[doh_phooey]

53. W is For Wimp! (So Why Do Manly Men Love Him?)

By BRIAN J. FOLEY

The things seem inextricably linked: an SUV, a man's arm cocked out the driver's window, Bush-Cheney 2004 bumper sticker. Message: President George W. Bush is the candidate of Manly Men. But why do Manly Men support him?

Is it because...Bush was a war hero? No, he avoided Vietnam by joining a National Guard squadron, certain never to leave the Home Front.

Is it because...Bush was a jock? Well, no. He barely played sports in school. Instead, he was a cheerleader. Because...he dominated the business world? Again, no. Rich friends bailed him out of his oil ventures. Taxpayers bought the new stadium when he co-owned the Texas Rangers. As Byron York wrote in the conservative National Review Online, Bush's business career is "a complicated tale of family connections, hard work, and sweet deals, topped off by a taxpayer-subsidized baseball bonanza that may leave some Republicans feeling queasy about how their candidate got rich."

Bush's specific brand of talk, his admirers say, shows that he's "decisive." The Bush campaign seized upon this idea and has relentlessly attacked John Kerry -- a combat veteran who says he can win the Iraq war -- as indecisive, a wimp, a "flip-flopper." The worst thing about flip-flopping, apparently, is not that it might show dishonesty, but that it reveals weakness. The tactic seems to be working. The label has stuck to Kerry so much that you can buy "John Kerry flip flop sandals."

But a look at Bush's record reveals that HE'S a flip-flopper. Bush wanted Osama bin Laden "dead or alive." Six months later, Bush said, "I truly am not that concerned about him." Candidate Bush said gay marriage was an issue for states to decide. As president he pushes to amend our Constitution to outlaw gay marriage nationwide. Bush opposed creating the Independent 9-11 Commission. Then, under pressure, he supported it. First he promised that we'd win the war on terror. Then last month, he said that the war is "un-winnable" ñ but the next day said it is not only winnable, but that we're winning it. None of these flip-flops, however, has punctured the myth that Bush is "decisive."

http://www.counterpunch.org/foley09182004.html

[doh_phooey]

54. The Alpha Male, The Decider

[BurtWorm]

55. He's more like a queen bee.

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