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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 12:52 AM
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Yikes-I just had an encounter with the Parlock-mobile!
Went outside for my smoke break here in Huntington and was nearly run over by a giant 15-passenger van as I was crossing the street. On it's side was written "The Parlockmobile"

The van is well-known arounfd here for hauling around the Parlocks and their 8 kids. You'll remember Phil Parlock, the nutjob patriarch of the clan, as the guy who brought his kids to the kerry rally to see if he could get a photo of them crying when they got kicked out.

They're frightening enough, but having it bearing down on you at 2 in the morning is just damn creepy.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 12:54 AM
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1. With any luck, that's the upside of three bucks a gallon
The bastard might not be able to make quite so many forays....
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 01:01 AM
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2. "The Parlockmobile"...that's just....weird
"Dad, can I borrow the car tonight?"

"You mean the Parlockmobile, son?"

*sigh* "Yeah. Can I?"

"You know the rules, kiddo. If you want to borrow the Parlockmobile, you have to ask for the Parlockmobile."

"Dad, you're such a tool."



Glad you're okay.

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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 01:57 AM
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6. I love you.
No, really. :)
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 02:41 AM
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7. Awww
:hug:

Your sig line always makes me giggle.



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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 01:48 AM
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3. did you see the TLC programs about a family with 16 kids . . .
(I think) who were being home-schooled and raised as fundamentalist Christians who don't believe in birth control? . . .

can't recall the family's name right now -- but the father's name was Jim-Bob . . . I kid you not . . .
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 01:50 AM
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4. did somebody say--Dugars?!
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 01:56 AM
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5. Dad was probably coming back from his lap dance.
Just a hunch. Was it weaving?
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 02:42 AM
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8. Perhaps they were on their way to pop out another baby? n/t
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zonkers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 03:07 AM
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9. The Traveling Parlocks.
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-22-06 05:06 AM
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10. I knew it the evil South Parks did it to poor Phil's daughter
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