Let's go to church - to picket the right wing.

[DanCa]

Cmon whose with me? I can't go down thier by myself. Come lets do something to tell the right wing loons to back off from taking our rights away. If you want your bloody freedom let's fight for it :D

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. I am with you Dan!

When and where?

[DanCa]

3. Lets start planning a fundie sunday gunday :D

Somehow the first of the month sounds good.

[EFerrari]

2. We'd be further ahead to picket Wall Street, imho.

But, if you think it will make a difference, what time does the bus leave? :hi:

[DanCa]

4. Hmm servicess are at ten right

we should probably get their by nine thirty.

[xchrom]

5. a big ol' gay kiss-in

right in front of jerry's church.

i want to ruin their sundays -- make them as uncomfortable as they make me --

circuit parties and house music in front of their places of worship -- right by their sunday schools -- let them all get a good look --

bring their hate to them -- let them wallow in it in their churches -- maybe they'll choke.

[DanCa]

6. can i throw water balloons only they'd be filled up with embryos? (nt)

[xchrom]

14. we don't want to leave a mess -- that's what they do.

[DanCa]

17. dang

I guess that means no throwing potted plants thru the stainned glass. :hug:
THank you so much for helping me vent. :hug:

[xchrom]

21. i have the same dream -- and the same pent up

frustration.

:loveya:

[DanCa]

26. you know I have allways empathizied

but you just don't know what it feels like to be have your life manipulated by fundie bastards until they do it too you. :hugs: Don't worry we shall over come some day.

[xchrom]

29. we shall overcome indeed...

[DanCa]

7. thats the ticket.

How do you deal with a bully? You hit em hard in the nose once and he'll back down. Especially if your hitting a fundie in the nose with a louisville slugger

[EFerrari]

8. Their schools suck, they can't afford health insurance,

they're losing their pensions, their gas tanks are eating them alive but they worry about gay marriage and stem cell research?

We have to just admit it. A third of the people in this country are LUNATICS.

[xchrom]

10. dangerous lunatics.

and i firmly believe it's more than a third.

[DanCa]

11. well lunatics can be reformed

I think that they're down right bat shit crazy.

[Bluzmann57]

9. Hey thats pretty good!

And I'm not even homosexual. But your suggestion would certainly make the fundies shudder in terror, pain, revulsion, or something.

[xchrom]

12. oh i want to make them VERY uncomfortable --

i want willing priests, rabbis, ministers to bless relationships right as they are going in and out of their mega-fortresses.

a chorus of it's ''raining men'' playing loudly in the background --

veterans who are willing to show in their uniforms, etc.

[DanCa]

15. can we change that to creole lady marmalade :D

I hope that joke was okay. Trust me after the chimp's veto I know what its like to live life as " wedge issue." It's not fricking fair. :hug:

[xchrom]

24. as long as we can shake booty to it -- it's all good.

do a little dance -- make a little love

get down tonight!

[DanCa]

27. LMAO I got parkinsons my booty shakes all the time:D

Hmmm I wonder if I can get myself to tremor in rythym.

[xchrom]

31. then you can be the official go-go boy!

it's all about joy -- and love.

and that's what will give them nightmares!

[DanCa]

34. cool you know i can also make a heck of a milk shake

And I don't even need a blender. Just don't let me anywhere a bowl of soup :D)

[xchrom]

39. i don't get along with a bowl of soup myself.

it's that old burned out alcoholic thing.

but we gonna get our love groove thing on danca -- and shake the hate right out --

[DanCa]

13. In all seriousness though we have to stop playing deffense with them

We can't throw measured punches and cover up any longer they wont burn themselves out.
We can't play ropeadope and lean on the ring in hopes that they will tire and than we can pounce. We got to start throwing haymakers and kicking in them in the groin so that they will learn we mean buisness.

[phylny]

16. Yeah! You Rule!

Because we know everyone who goes to church is a right-wing fundy!!!

WOOOWOOOO!

:banghead:

[DanCa]

19. Did I say everyone?

my mom goes to church everyday and shes a good person.
I think the world of rev cheese head.
Anyone who wants to walk is ok in my book and I am proud to have them as my brother and sister. And I don't care what religion they are
However I am not going to take right wing crap anymore from anyone. Fair warning.

[phylny]

22. Oh, good. You're going to do a survey before you picket.

And fair warning to who...me?

You don't have to worry about me, I have left wing crap.

[DanCa]

25. So I can't even blow off steam now

cause the fundie bunch wants me to die. Great just frickin' great. I gotta worry about everyones stepping on everyones toes but no one gaves a damn if i move.

[phylny]

28. No, blow away.

Get mad, don't worry about my or anyone else's toes.

My reaction is to the general attitude regarding Christians around here. That's all.

You have every right to be po'd at what Bush, a "Christian," did this week, pandering to idiotic fundy miscreants.

Enjoy the day :)

[DanCa]

30. hugs

:hugs: You too . Don't worry no one is taking this thread seriously. It's all in fun. Have yourself a day. Maybe I'll be able to fall asleep soon. :hugs:

[charlie]

20. Relax

Dan's a Christian. He's not smearing churchgoers.

[phylny]

23. I'm nothing if not relaxed, but thanks for the advice :) n/t

[datasuspect]

18. wear devil costumes and carry picket signs

"keep god out of church"

[DanCa]

32. can I wear an Ann Coulter mask

That'd really scare they hell out of them.

[charlie]

36. Lol

No, I'm afraid if you wear a Coulter mask, you'd get a rock star's reception in a Fundie church. Just come in singing the Beatitudes, they won't know whether to be angry or scared.

[DanCa]

37. Lol I really messed up that grammar there before I edited.

lol I was typing in tongues. Thanks charlie for helping your a good guy :hug:

[charlie]

38. Yer a good egg, Dan

Always were, still are. But you know that :)

[DoYouEverWonder]

33. If I come can I hand out some of these?

Here's a sheet with 4 up, suitable for printing. (Hint-hint)

?sdnfwer

I love tangling with fundies. I went to RC school for 12 years, religion class everyday. So I'm armed and ready.

[DanCa]

35. cool

I did the same route. All though I speak latin like the chimps speaks gibberish.
By the way we really did have a nun that was so good at swatting us with a ruller we called her sister mary trigger happy :D)

[DoYouEverWonder]

40. Christ, I hated Latin

We had the oldest, most boring nun they could find and Latin was already boring enough to begin with.

The principal was Sister Teresa Mariam which we morphed into Sister Tough Moma and she did her best to live up to her reputation.

[DanCa]

41. Where you left handed?

They forced me to learn to use my right hand. That was freakin painful.
You know pm me me we can probably share alot of old school horror stories. Lol great now am going to be up another 24 hours thinking about that.