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Sun Jul-23-06 07:46 AM
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| Keep His Paws Off My Scalp |
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Edited on Sun Jul-23-06 07:47 AM by SalmonChantedEvening
By Dan Druph- ghostwriting for SCE :+
Keep His Paws Off My Scalp
(To the tune one Keep Your Hands To Yourself – Georgia Satellites)
I got to see him do some speakin’, he was here the other day
He was talkin’ bout who knows what, but before he went away
Mingling with the people that were up there on the stage
He got all touchEE and feelEE, can’t he ever act his age
That alpha chimpanzee, I think he really needs help
Spare me those phony-ass hugs, and keep his paws off my scalp
Maybe as a baby he was treated this-a-way
Attention redirection, cuz on any given day
He’s either slappin’ or rubbin, or trying to give a free massage
Getting’ all touchEE and feelEE, an embarassing barrage
That alpha chimpanzee, I think he really needs help
Spare me those phony-ass hugs, and keep his paws off my scalp
When I thought that there was no more he could do to make me wince
He went and left me speechless when he kissed an Arab prince
Yeah they were walkin’ hand in hand, just like two peas in a pod
Ever so touchEE and feelEE, gave me intestinal jihad
That alpha chimpanzee, I think he really needs help
Spare me those phony-ass hugs, and keep his paws off my scalp
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| Viva_La_Revolution
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Sun Jul-23-06 09:10 AM
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| DistressedAmerican
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Sun Jul-23-06 10:20 AM
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| 3. Might I Second That bwwwwaaaahhhhhaaaaaa? |
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Edited on Sun Jul-23-06 10:22 AM by DistressedAmerican
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| Freedom_from_Chains
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Sun Jul-23-06 10:16 AM
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| 2. Once again you have outdone yourself. |
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"gave me intestinal jihad"
That line is priceless.
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| lonestarnot
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Sun Jul-23-06 10:24 AM
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| 4. Intestinal jihad! Yes, he's like that. |
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Fooking great, I will buy a copy!
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| mcscajun
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Sun Jul-23-06 10:52 AM
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| 5. This cries out to be recorded, or videoed, something! |
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The printed word only goes So Far. :)
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| ralps
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Sun Jul-23-06 01:31 PM
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| 6. Heee Heee LOL Great new parody!!! |
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Sun Jul-23-06 02:40 PM
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| 7. This is freakin' hilarious...I'm splitting my sides here laughing... |
| smokey nj
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Sun Jul-23-06 02:59 PM
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| 8. This is HYSTERICAL..... |
| Bluebear
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Sun Jul-23-06 04:13 PM
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| 9. 'gave me intestinal jihad' |
| SalmonChantedEvening
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Sun Jul-23-06 09:52 PM
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| 10. Thank you punt for the PM crowd |
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Thankee Blue, and all the folks who read these. that you all enjoy them so brings me great joy.
:hi: :hug: :pals:
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