I will be celebrating the Rapture because ____.

[originalpckelly]

[jonnyblitz]

1. shouldn't this flakey crap be in the lounge?

just saying...

[originalpckelly]

2. I think it is making a point...

what with all the Rapture talk.

That's the only reason I did it.

[Catch22Dem]

5. flakey?

[originalpckelly]

9. I forgot to use Head & Shoulders..sorry. (nt)

[xchrom]

3. oh i had to go with seeing cute mr goodie two shoes naked.

cute fundie guys have a certain appeal...
:evilgrin:

[originalpckelly]

4. DU Notification:

The author of this post was struck by a "bolt from the blue" while writing it.

[DanCa]

7. "bolt from the blue" see gods is liberal

In your horseface ann coulter.

[DanCa]

6. There will be no stem cell cure for my incurable disease

Sorry to be a downer :)

[originalpckelly]

10. Dain Bramage? (nt)

[DanCa]

13. I do have to get brain surgery now thanks to the veto

Are you laughing at that?

[Catch22Dem]

8. Unfortunately those religious nuts aren't going anywhere.

The rapture is pure fiction, but IF it were true, those motherfuckers would be "Left Behind" faster than you can say hoodwinked.

[Vogon_Glory]

11. If The Rapture DID Occur, We'd Be Left With...

If the Rapture did in fact occur like the End-Timers claim that it would, the world would be emptied of genuine Christians and the rest of us would be still stuck with almost the entire roster of Radical Right Theo-Politicos.

That would indeed be a tribulation.

[liberalitch]

12. My sister has a bumper sticker that says....

"When the rapture happens, can I have your car?"

[originalpckelly]

14. Why do I have this feeling...

that a crappy little apartment in a very warm climate is being prepared for me as we speak?

[originalpckelly]

15. Kick for the afternoon crowd.

:kick: