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and is not used in a good sense. the general definition could be as follows:
1. One who is devoid of reason.
2. Someone who, without being able to form thoughts, basic premises, ideas, analogies, or conceptual theories on their own, professes to believe what he/she is told to believe, verbatim.
3. One who "freeps"; someone who gleefully rejoices at the destruction of liberty, voting rights, and free thought.
4. One who is not free despite the strong belief in the only important amendment, the second. See: Orwell, 1984
5. One who mistakenly believes that everyone who does not fall into line with how they believe (see #2)) should be immediately tortured and put to death in the name of freedom.
6. Someone with the inability to find the CAPSLOCK key, a dictionary, a clue, the definition of "irony," or their own heads firmly entrenched within their own rectal cavities.
7. Someone who can manage to blame a Clinton or a Kennedy (and to a lesser extent a Carter or anyone to the left of "Saint Reagan") for every single catastrophe and problem in humanity. Who thinks that a blowjob is a far more serious crime than the destruction of the earth and the domination of mankind.
8. Someone who believes they are in the elite 1% of people despite living in complete poverty. see: Death Tax, Tax Cuts
9. Someone who believes in the sanctity of life but only between the ages of -0.75 to 0.0 years and right before a potentially painful death. Also believes that blastocysts are human life when used to fight the worst diseases known to man, but not human life when killed by the thousands for the purpose of making more people.
10. Someone who - despite any overwhelming massive mountains of data, studies, and other factual evidence - thinks that evolution and global warming are complete and utter BS and have been proved wrong time and time again without a doubt so help them god.
11. Someone who believes that rights only exist for their drinking buddies, and that everyone else can die and be sorted out by God.
12. See: Ya Want me ta kick yer ass or somethin?!?, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT, SISSYBOY?!? THIS IS SERIESLY HUGH!!1!
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