Caption this * pic...

[sabra]

[Ioo]

1. Bush Use Troops to Prop up Total Failure on His Watch

[babylonsister]

2. You too can become a citizen; now ENLIST! nt

[rock]

3. Spot the looney

[n2doc]

4. righthand Soldier "Man, are you wasted!"

middle Soldier "jeebus, what did I get myself into?"

Leftmost Soldier "Maybe if I don't look at him he won't try to give me a neck rub"

[Totally Committed]

5. That young man standing beside him looks about 14.

None of them looks over 21. Those are KIDS! It makes me sick. There is no caption I could write here that would do that disgusting display justice.

TC

[TXDem24]

6. Thought bubbles...

"Geez. I'm suppose to follow him!?!? Should have taken the damn job at Burger King."

[JuniperLea]

7. Purple Heart ceremony? I see crutches and a cane...

Soldier 1 (left) "You are a miserable failure! Sir!"

Soldier 2 (center) "Dear Heavenly Father; Please send us an honorable, God-fearing and intelligent man to replace this drug addled fool."

Soldier 3 (right) "He truly is as stupid as they say. I hope I can think of enough three and four letter words so he'll understand my response."

[reichstag911]

8. "Can I get a...

...White Anglo-Saxon Protestant soldier up here? These brown guys are makin' me nervous."

[man4allcats]

9. "Fix me up with that guy on the end,

and I'll get ya a date with Condi."

[SammyBlue]

10. Dance, puppets! Dance!!!

[gratuitous]

11. "Some of you may die for my failure . . ."

"But that's a risk I'm willing to take."

The picture was snapped just as Stupidhead said "die," and the guy closest to him is giving him a look that says "Waitasecond, that's not what I signed up for."

[Marblehead]

12. "psst...I went awol in TANG, don't tell anybody"