Andrewsarchus OR Jesus?, Which one do you worship? (HOLY SHIT--literally!)

[eppur_se_muova]

I was googling for info on the prehistoric creature Andresarchus (I just was, that's why) when I came across this unbelievable Web page. Go to the link to see more demented comments: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=642

Glendora Christianson
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(from a Hell-bound source)"Mesonychids are a diverse group of proto-hoofed predators which first arose in the late Paleocene Epoch, beginning about 65 million years ago, in the ashes of a world still reeling from the K-T Impact which may have escorted the dinosaurs off the evolutionary stage. They diversified into a number of species. Some of them, especially early on, were the size of a collie, others rank as the largest mammalian land predator to ever tip the scales, such as Andrewsarchus above."

Only 2000 years ago, HE walked the Earth. And if you ask me, HE is A LOT easier to believe in than that silly, demonic, hoofed, big bad wolf that was dreamed up by homosexual, Hell-bound Darwinists. But that's only my opinion (and GOD's). So make up your minds . . . it's one or the other!


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PS to mods: Please don't move this to the religion DG. It is an insult to regard this as religion -- and this from an atheist!

[jilln]

1. Isn't Landover Baptist a fake??

[wakeme2008]

5. yes nt

[northzax]

2. edited and deleted by moi

I didn't see the landover baptist tag. should've

[wakeme2008]

3. LOL is this the first time

for http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Great site... :rofl:

Check out their clothes

[hatrack]

4. It's Landover Baptists - it's like The Onion going to church!

Be sure to check out Betty Bowers! :toast:

http://www.landoverbaptist.com

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Landover Baptist is a parody website!

you are full of pwn3d!

[eppur_se_muova]

7. OK, I got "Onion'ed"! LOL! It was worth it!

I wish someone had told me about this earlier, can't imagine why I hadn't seen it mentioned on DU before.

[The Deacon]

8. Landover Baptist is a parody site

Along with http://www.WhiteHouse.org not being the real White House website and The Onion not being a real newspaper.

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. And "Objective: Ministries" is not a real anti-Landover Baptist site

But its parody is so good that you have to read a lot before you can be sure. Highly recommended. http://objectiveministries.org/

eg the 'Kidz' quiz on exactly how many wives Jacob had.