Bush turns coward against the Brady Bunch of Evil...(Jon Stewart)

[kpete]

Bush turns coward against the Brady Bunch of Evil...


Jon Stewart: Four years ago, el Presidente Bush first spoke of the Axis of Evil: Iran, Iraq and North Korea---a trio of dangerous nations. Obviously, since that time, Iraq has gotten a little more attention than the other two. played Marcia Brady, if you will, to their Jan. Well, last week, Iran (or "Jan") of the Axis of Evil announced the resumption of its controversial uranium enrichment program, and threatened to block international inspectors from its nuclear sites.

So, a Muslim country developing weapons of mass destruction, led by a man who hates America, in repeated defiance of the United Nations. President Bush...

Bush at press conference: We spent some time talking about the Iranian issue and the desire to solve this issue diplomatically by working together.

Stewart: Um...who are you? Where's our president?? Of course, it's a lot easier to be diplomatic when we've only got two armies left to deploy: Salvation and KISS. ... Okay, I know it's strange to hear the president use the "diplomacy" word, but he explains further...

Bush: Our job is to form a common consensus. And so...this is what we call diplomacy.

Stewart: Now, before you think President Bush is being condescending, he was responding to a question from Johnny Stupid of Dumbfuck Monthly.



---The Daily Show
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/1/18/8159/28863

[Peace Patriot]

1. As Monty Python's Flying Circus saved the minds of an entire generation

of compassionate, progressive, thinking Americans from going stark-raving mad during the Reagan era, so, too, is Jon Stewart the savior and custodian of the sanity of America's light-carriers during this even worse decade of darkness. Right up there with Laurel and Hardy, and Charlie Chaplin, whose funny, charming homeless people struck at least one rich guy as worth saving with government programs. Maybe that's all we can hope for, at this point--that the idea of democracy, that "we're all in this together," will never disappear entirely from the country that concieved the First Amendment and made it the first law of our land.