step 1: make w raise hand. step 2: ask him question. step 3: Impeach

[mopaul]

naaah, that's too easy, what am i smoking anyway?

[hang a left]

1. This guy "doesn't testify"

"I don't testify, I would be glad to sit down and chat with them"

[mopaul]

2. with big dick holding his hand, i loved that one

[rpgamerd00d]

3. Step 1: Collect Underpants Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit

:D

[MuseRider]

4. Last night I was thinking

about this, just a little dreaming of a day yet to come. He walks in, is sworn in. They ask him a question and he tilts his head and follows with "Uhmmm uhhhh..." then his answer. One of the panel requests a security guard check him for wires. He starts to whine and then yells as the guard pulls his wires.........then the fun begins. Ahhhhhhh;)

[mopaul]

5. did you know there were no wmd's in iraq? did you know ken lay?

did you know jeff gannon? did you lie about ANY FUCKING THING during your tenure?

[MuseRider]

7. Makes me giddy.

I will cancel everything, I will arise at the crack of dawn to get my work done. When this happens my butt will be firmly planted in front of the TV, the TIVO will be on and I will make DVD's for later enjoyment.

Can you imagine him actually having to answer questions? He simply does not know how, he does not relate to people....people relate TO him. It will be a tragic comedy.

[mopaul]

9. uhhh duhh i don't recall, i uhh, duhh, can't remember, uhh i'm on dope

[MuseRider]

10. A dope on dope

our fearless leader.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. But..but...the redstate "moderates" would be upset!!

Not to mention the DLC..oh, I'm being redundant.

[Crankie Avalon]

8. step 4: since expectations were already so ridiculously low,

...supporters proclaim "the President won the debate" and media repeats ad nauseum. Few bother to mention this is an impeachment trial, not a campaign event.

[jimshoes]

11. Trouble is he would

lie under oath like he lies about every thing else. Does anyone think he's preserving and protecting the Constitution like he swore on his innauguration day? I don't.

[f-bush]

12. Screw one and two just go for impeachment

You and I both know nothing credible will come from that jackasses mouth!

[radfringe]

13. addendum to procedure

step 1: make w raise hand.
step 2: ask him question.

step 2.5: have fire extinguishers ready when his pants go up in flames

step 3: Impeach

[NMMNG]

14. "I am not required to tell the truth,

as we are engaged in a war on terrorism, and the truth would only give comfort to our enemies."

I can just hear him saying something like that. :eyes: