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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:03 AM Original message |
Can Someone PLEASE Provide Me A Date For The Rapture? |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
1. Actually, it was several years ago |
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flowomo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
2. I think you're supposed to go stag.... |
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jeanarrett (813 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:17 AM Response to Reply #2 |
31. ROFL!! Cute. . . |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 06:33 PM Response to Reply #2 |
62. Damn! We really need that "rimshot" smiley! |
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LiberalVoice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
3. When God steps up, we'll stand down. nt |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
4. Can you pick me up by 8:00 pm next Saturday. |
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megatherium (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
5. Jesus said he didn't know when, only God knows. nt |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:07 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Can't he ask? |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:44 AM Response to Reply #6 |
22. Jesus at that time was mostly, "Are you fucking crazy? You want me to do, |
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megatherium (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:26 AM Response to Reply #22 |
32. That's terrible. LOL nt |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:37 AM Response to Reply #6 |
33. They haven't had "the talk" yet. ;-) (NT) |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:39 PM Response to Reply #33 |
44. He treats his 2000-year old son like a teenager. n/t |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #6 |
79. LOL! Good one! Personally, I hope for a "Rapture" to take away all |
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Freddie Stubbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
7. It will happen in 24 business hours |
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(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
8. I have read that the Mayan Calender runs out in 2012 |
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DistressedAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:30 AM Response to Reply #8 |
16. That is absolutely correct. Dec 23rd 2012 to be exact. |
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(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:50 AM Response to Reply #16 |
23. If they are right - we will all get to see it |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 05:20 PM Response to Reply #16 |
75. So tell me all about the Maya afterlife |
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Chiyo-chichi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:42 AM Response to Reply #8 |
19. Do I have until 2012 to start working through my stuff... |
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(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:54 AM Response to Reply #19 |
24. If it can't be done in 6 years - then |
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sueragingroz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 04:13 PM Response to Reply #8 |
51. I remember the Harmonic Convergence etc in 1987 |
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(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 06:01 PM Response to Reply #51 |
57. reason to get drunk |
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mrcheerful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
9. Its not a set date anymore, the date was foreseen to have been in 1835 but |
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jaxx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
10. I think it was yesterday......but it didn't work. |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
11. Here's what B.B. has to say ---- |
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longship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
12. Try eHarmony.com! |
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Benhurst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
13. I can't give you an exact date; but you'll know because |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
14. Sorry, Darby said it was going to happen in the 1840's. They're still |
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TheFriedPiper (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
15. It can't come soon enough! |
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NNN0LHI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
17. No one was laughing in 1978, when the Rapture came for the 913... |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
18. Gotta big credit card bill coming up or just planning one? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
20. Damn, DA. Here, the world is ending, and all you can think about is |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:20 PM Response to Reply #20 |
43. Umm...s'cuse me for butting in... |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
21. The first of never |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
25. When you get the date, pass it on...I want to know when I can pick |
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shireen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:49 PM Response to Reply #25 |
45. LOL! Good one!!! |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 06:31 PM Response to Reply #45 |
61. Talk about a Real estate Bubble Busting! |
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drubytue (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
26. Reverse anti-semitism |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
27. According to SubGenius theology |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
28. This one is single... |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
29. New tennis shoes for everybody. Don't forget to put the quarters in your |
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Norquist Nemesis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
30. Let me get my dart board |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
34. There is no rapture, it's not in the Bible |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:39 AM Response to Reply #34 |
35. There you have it... it's like purgatory |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:51 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. while the term Rapture is not in the bible |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:51 PM Response to Reply #36 |
47. So, as opposed to fiction, it is |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 04:06 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. glad to see your bias |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 05:52 PM Response to Reply #50 |
55. Because I don't think the stories in the Bible are all literally true? |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:56 PM Response to Reply #55 |
63. well, I am certainly not hairless |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 01:53 PM Response to Reply #63 |
68. I'm willing to lay serious odds that "the rapture" is not "true". |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 04:09 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. that's groovy |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 04:21 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Fair enough. |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 04:32 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. cool... a little light reading from my past |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
37. It was supposed to be in 2000 or 2001 depending on which |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
38. July 23, 2006. |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
39. Let me call Elvis on the toaster. He may already be booked. |
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Boomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
40. Not soon enough for me |
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zcflint09 (263 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
41. I'd like to know...planning a trip to Vegas soon |
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Generic Other (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
42. Looks like it's soon! Here's the video link |
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sueragingroz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 04:38 PM Response to Reply #42 |
52. here's a Rapture Ad that I made once |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
46. Well, I'd probably be free |
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shireen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
48. I believe in the rapture! |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
49. July 7, 2007 |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
53. Let's date each other! I have nobody. Sounds like you don't either. |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
54. HURRY UP AND GET RAPTURED ALREADY!!! |
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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
56. With our luck - Jan 20, 2009 just as we kick Bushie, Pickles |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
58. No rapture for you! |
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CatholicEdHead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
59. Would this dating website help? |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
60. 7th April, 2003 |
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ecstatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-26-06 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
64. On a serious note, here's what my pastor said: |
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Nikki Stone 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
65. Don't forget to get a manicure and a pedicure. Jesus apparently likes |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 08:48 AM Response to Reply #65 |
66. Compared to those really rough nails, hands and feet, on Good Friday. n/t |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 06:51 PM Response to Reply #65 |
82. but I thought god was going to make me perfect when I got there |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
67. It's on a tuesday... |
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guinivere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 06:36 PM Response to Reply #67 |
81. roflmao! |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
69. Monday Nov 6 2006 1 PM EST |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
73. According to this other DU thread, some time next week: |
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tenshi816 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
74. I wonder exactly how they've |
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timtom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
76. Sorry, but I'm married.... |
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Czolgosz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
77. We're all going stag. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
78. I hope the rapture happens, so they all fucking disappear |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-27-06 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
80. I just read that it' supposed to be next Tuesday, August 1st. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
83. January 19, 2038 |
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