Soon on FOX: Lance Bass is a Gay (Please forget Iraq)

[Ioo]

Fox will be all over this, this is like gold to FOX, anything to get people to ignore the failure of Bush...



http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1219142,00.html

[rsmith6621]

1. Lance Wont be able to Marry in...

Washington State....

[chili_rainbow]

2. ???

They just figured this out???

[alcibiades_mystery]

Dog bites Man

?

[burythehatchet]

3. Lance Bass - great porn name.

[Ioo]

9. Well as a gay myself, I can not wait....

You should see his lover... OM MY....

reichen lehmkuhl

[meegbear]

4. A gay pretty boi?

Who wooda thunk?

[shadowknows69]

5. Lance hasn't had a hit single lately

n/t

[gratuitous]

6. Oh. My. God.

Well, that locks up all news and cable coverage for August! Forget about everything else, folks. There is nothing happening on the entire planet more riveting and important than the news that some boy band has-been is gay.

Well, maybe Angelina Jolie, but that's it for August.

[Norquist Nemesis]

7. And that's their GOOD news for the day!

LOL!

[LynneSin]

8. So I guess no more classic movies like "On the Line"

[Champion Jack]

10. Lance who?

never heard of him

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. Ditto

[underpants]

11. I caught you a delicious bass

[npincus]

12. I can change him

HAR HAR HAR... just kidding, folks.

[YOY]

13. Who the Hell is Lance Bass???

and why should I care that he or anyone else is gay?

[TahitiNut]

14. First, tell me why I should care.

:shrug:

[spanone]

15. Lounge lunch.

[shain from kane]

16. Outed SYNC. n/t

[Scurrilous]

17. LOL

:thumbsup:

[Mz Pip]

18. Who the hell is Lance Bass?

Are we supposed to thorw him some big "coming out" party? Nevermind. Looks like the media already did. :eyes:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[insane_cratic_gal]

19. BIG surprise there

Umm not


CNN will be carrying it too as will MSNBC... they are all hollywood whores

[Frank Cannon]

21. Add me to the list of those clueless about who Lance Bass is

I know I'm not exactly Joe Hip, but I think I'm familiar enough with the current music scene to at least heard of people, and I've never even heard Lance Bass's name mentioned before anywhere.

I think those singing basses you can buy at Walgreen's for $19.99 are more popular than this guy. And I wouldn't care if they were gay, either.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

22. I saw this headline and thought it was referring

to the singing fish that was featured at many truck stops about five years ago. Actually, a report on the singing fish on the plaque would sound about right for Faux.

[YOY]

28. No that's "Bigmouth Billy Bass"

He may be gay too, but his strick Uni-aquarium upbringing may be a real hurtle to overcome before he comes out himself.

[shain from kane]

29. Billy's been filleted and boned, and still smells like fish. n/t

[Leopolds Ghost]

30. Bigmouth Bass career went downhill after _Darwin's Nightmare_.

Reports of heroin abuse and raucous parties in the wraparound fishtank
at the Walgreens Beverly Hills were common.

Now Billy Bass is looking to make a comeback as a "swish pirate fish"
in the upcoming PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3: CURSE OF THE TALKING FISH.

[shain from kane]

33. Here's a Billy Bass joke.

An eighty year old man was out fishing one day when he heard a voice. Knowing no one was around he just thought he was hearing things. Once again he heard psst- psst hey you. The man looked around and saw Billy Bass in the water. The man said, are you talking to me? Billy Bass said yea, pick me up. So the man picked Billy Bass up. Now kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. The man proceeded to put Billy Bass in his coat pocket. Pretty soon the man hears Billy Bass' muffled voice again. He reaches into his pocket and retrieves Billy Bass. Hey, didn't you hear me? I said kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen! No thanks said the man, at my age I would rather have a talking Billy Bass.

[OneBlueSky]

23. good for him . . . glad he feels comfortable enough now . . .

to come out publicly . . . it's sad that so many gay celebrities still feel they have to hide their orientation for career purposes . . . (I'm thinking of a couple in particular who I won't name -- that's their call) . . .

[SmokingJacket]

24. Never heard of him.

It's nice he's out, though.

[Sadie5]

26. I think I remember him

Is he a member of the Backstreet Boys? If so, young Lance Bass is now saying, "I want it my way". Sorry if I have the wrong group, but who cares if hes Gay.

[DinahMoeHum]

25. Like I really give a shit. (Yawn!)

:boring:

[cboy4]

27. I'm really upset he would make this "choice."

:eyes:

[Warren DeMontague]

31. Who the hell is Lance Bass? nt

[CuteNFuzzy]

41. my thoughts exactly lol

[newsguyatl]

32. it's about time he came out

i'm just wondering how he got this:

[readmoreoften]

34. I'm SHOCKED I tell you! SHOCKED!

Take that little 90s teenybopper girls! Take that!

[LaPera]

35. Fucking amazing! Wasn't this thread started to punctuate

the absolute - Fox news bullshit & distortions concerning Fox "news" covering up the on going BushCo bullshit & distortions?

Or am I the one missing the point?

Is this a political forum?

Please tell me!!!

[shain from kane]

38. That was 5 hours ago. n/t

[Frank Cannon]

46. Amazingly, there are at least two threads covering this...

and I STILL have no Earthly idea who this clown is.

I think tomorrow I'll start a new thread: "QUENTIN CRISP WAS GAY!!!111!!" I'm sure I can get at least two threads out of that.

[Bluebear]

36. "a" gay?

Reminds me of Margaret Cho's mother: "I know you are the gay!!"

[AntiFascist]

37. If only Shepherd Smith would come out of the closet...

then Fox News would have some kind of role model.

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2005/09/19/jay-severin-rightwing-radios-scandal-figure-du-jour/?p=1232

[npincus]

39. In a better world it wouldn't be a magazine cover

[dsc]

40. The magazine isn't Newsweek or Time

I have sure seen a heck of alot of People covers about heterosexual couples and their various doings.

[npincus]

44. like: "Justin Timberlake Admits He's Straight!"

[dsc]

45. admittedly that aspect is annoying

but I am glad to read about an openly gay man's love live for once.

[Bake]

42. I think he was part of N'Sync

Which was one of the gazillion "boy bands" (none of which could actually PLAY anything and their singing was suspect at best). The all did overwrought songs about the guy who screws up, loses his girl, realizes what he lost, begs forgiveness and one more try, etc. ad nauseum.

Also, didn't Lance try to buy a seat on the space shuttle? Maybe on a Russian space trip? Or was that a different Lance?

Bake

[SammyBlue]

43. WOW. WHO GIVES A SHIT!?!?!

His band sucked, his music sucks!

[porphyrian]

47. As long as they use "gay" as a noun...

...I just can't stand it when they use it as an adjective...