Caption this pic

[Kadie]

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki (L) speaks to reporters with House Speaker Dennis Hastert (C) and Senate Majority Leader Bill First before their meeting on Capitol Hill, July 26, 2006. (Yuri Gripas/Reuters)

[ananda]

1. euww

OK, a caption:

"I am the sockpuppet of these men and I like it."

Thoughtbubble: "Get your fucking hand outta my ass."

[marmar]

2. Somebody needs to get Dennis Hastert's head out of the feed bag...

:puffpiece:

[Sanity Claws]

3. No caption but

Hastert and Frist look angry at al-Maliki. It makes you wonder what he said to them. Actually maybe they're just starting to realize how truly fucked up things are in Iraq.

[benddem]

4. If Hastert's

double chin gets any bigger he's going to need a sling. That man is a heart attack waiting to happen.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. When I try to shine a little light on the subject,

these bozos try to shut me up-and I'm the king! (This is a pun on his name-Nuri means "Light" and Malik is "King")

[blogslut]

6. Dear Denny

I'm not kidding. See a doctor. Even the goon on your left will tell you, you ain't well.

[MidwestTransplant]

10. Yeah see a doctor or don't buy any fall clothes or green bananas

[smokey nj]

7. Chimpy's Angels. n/t

[acmavm]

8. Sorry, there's just no way to capture the entirety of all the evil

in that picture.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "The Terraist Trio, Sings them Baghdaddy Blues!"

Oral Roberts Records Presents...

[neoblues]

11. Dennis: "Hey--Hey Bill, We HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF THIS GUY"

Why? Well, I figure Nuri just doesn't go along with the Republican back-room group fooling around sessions (or he does and gave Hastert more than he wanted).

Or, does Frist have his hand(?) up Haster's arse (and is twisting)? After all, Hastert looks like he's about to burst; his blood pressure is skyrocketing.

[partylessinOhio]

12. "Three faces of evil!"

We are stuck with people like this making decisions that effect every aspect of our lives.

We are royally screwed.

[Frustratedlady]

13. "Think the public is buyin' this crap?"

Hastert needs to push back from the trough.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

14. Look at Hastert's and Frist's faces

Frist just squeezed Hastert's (considerable) ass.

Frist: Hey, Denny baby, you like that, don't ya? Yeah, you like it when the Fristmeister does that.

Hastert: mmmpfh!!

Maliki: Somebody get this tribble off my shirt!

[Hubert Flottz]

15. "Okay Dennis, I sold your line of Bushit, now let's get over to that

Watergate Pokeher Game and my 73 harlots that you guys promised me!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Dr. Frist analyzing "Bib" the Michelin Man in House cafeteria line

as Maliki places his lunch order.

[rock]

17. "The Mayo Institute for Impotency? We've heard of it."

[sakabatou]

18. "We three members of the double chin society..."

[helderheid]

19. So is Hastert all better? Heard he was very ill. He doesn't look like a

well man.

[Drifter]

20. Frist: Do you have cats in Iraq ?

I love cats.

Cheers
Drifter

[Warren DeMontague]

21. "Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe" nt

[Hubert Flottz]

22. "Yes Bill, Saddam started out on cats and dogs too!"