Ted Kennedy's Secret Love Child????

[rinsd]

A little reminder for folks who hold the National Enquirer in high regard when they tell stories they want to believe.



"The National Enquirer splashes this week with a shocking story about Sen. Ted Kennedy’s secret love child with a Cape Cod woman whom the mag says he dated during his days as a swinging single.

According to the tabloid’s source, the boy, named Christopher, just celebrated his 21st birthday and is “mature enough to make his own choices about his background and biological father.”

A Kennedy family confidante told the Enquirer, “This is one of the biggest secrets in the Kennedy family and known to only a few people including Ted’s ex-wife, Joan.”

As for the senator, his spokesgal Melissa Wagoner last night called the tabloid tale “irresponsible fiction.”

Boston Herald Link: http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=121772

[Beelzebud]

1. People that take the Enquirer seriously, are morons.

Sorry, but it's true.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. But, but, in Men in Black, that's how they found the aliens!

If we stop reading the National Enquirer, we will be overrun.

[Beelzebud]

7. LOL

[Carni]

2. Good maybe he can run for office!

Even IF this is true-- no one would care except the freepers!

[Sanity Claws]

3. Is the mother a space alien?

I think that's a prerequisite to have an article published in that rag.

[babylonsister]

4. Good! Spread that Kennedy sperm around! nt

[MuseRider]

16. LOL

THAT is funny.

[npincus]

6. I wonder if there are any Henry Hyde Jr's running around

from Daddy's days of "youthful indescretions" (when he was 41 and married)...what a load of droll crap.

[GrumpyGreg]

8. And martians are about to invade ! Ridiculous.

[sasha031]

9. i have one thing to say to this

who cares and :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :popcorn: :rofl: :donut:

[BlueEyedSon]

10. Like W's coke/drinking & Pickle's vehicular homicide.... who cares

what happened 20+ years ago?????

[sui generis]

11. .

[TayTay]

12. Ahm, well he Teddy looked a lot different back then.

Didn't have the jowls he had now. I wonder if the Right Wing will commend Teddy's alleged lover for her not getting an abortion over this alleged 'love child.' I somehow doubt it.

[Horse with no Name]

13. Oh for Heaven's sake

They are taking up space for THAT?
Jeebus Christ on a trailer hitch!!! How dare they!!!That took up room that could have been occupied by Brangelina...or Bennifer...or the other Bennifer...or Brad and Jennifer

Come to think of it--why all the Jennifer's?:shrug:

[China_cat]

14. They could only find ONE?

Jeez they're slipping.

[helderheid]

15. this is the same mag everyone was touting because it said * was drinking

again. Many said it must be true then. I think this is a mag to ignore (though I don't think
* ever STOPPED drinking)

[johnnie]

17. Oh well

At least he didn't help abort it like georgie did to his love child.

[in_cog_ni_to]

18. Does Ted support the child? If so, no big deal.

DNA could put this story to reast...immediately.

At any rate this could be our future president!:)

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Yeah, But I still think Bush is back on the sauce.

I don't need a tabloid to tell me that.

[rinsd]

20. I have no problem with that.

It was the citing of NE and the proclamations of their accuracy that bugged me.