Oh boy, oh boy! I get to use Pat Robertson Theology.

[The Whiskey Priest]

God is punishing Oklahoma and Texas with a drought for voting Republican!!

Now cut me some slack because this is from memory, paraphrased you know?

“Verily I say if you vote against my people I shall turn my back upon thee and withhold the H2and O of all forms, no lite precipitation or scattered showers included, and thy pastures shall be dry and consumed with fire, so shall your barn and your abode shall be amongst the ashes, and I shall cause your manicured lawns to shrivel and dry and turn into dust, and dust shall invade your nostrils, eyelids also and also covering your fruit loops.

All this shall come to pass as spoken, if you continue to listen to low-down skunk scoundrels, nefarious soothsayers, mean spirited no-goods and other slime balls. Now quit it!”

I am just doing that from memory, but, am sure its in there someplace. Thanks Pat…you are a super-duper religious thinker.