What sentence would you hand down for George W. Bush?

[Bossy Monkey]

I'll be posting a twin thread about Cheney momentarily. I have an idea that penalties suggested there will be significantly more stringent. For myself, I'd like to see W sentenced to community service, in the form of having to go to the families of each American killed in Iraq and explain why he lied to get his war on, and ask for forgiveness. And since that will have no effect whatsoever on his empty ol' chimp head, tack on say 40 years for treason, crimes against humanity, subversion of the electoral process and high crimes and misdemeanors. And you?

[ComerPerro]

1. only one perscribed penalty for treason

[BlueIris]

27. Yup.

I'm trying to feel guilty about thinking that the conviction and execution of * for treason is valid. Urghm...well, it's not happening. I'll let you all know if that ever changes.

[NoSheep]

34. I'd like to sentence him to the French Revolution.

[Cleita]

2. You have a good start. In addition

I want to see, every asset, every penny he owns and everything he could inherit attached by court order to be given to our disabled vets. I don't care if Laura and the twins don't have anything to live on. They can get jobs as far as I am concerned. If Laura can't work anymore the dutiful daughters can support her until she's old enough for SS. After all isn't this the way the Republicans say that we should live?

[smokey nj]

16. Exactly.........

Throw in the assets of the entire Chimp family as well.

[cosmicdot]

35. LOL ... "until she's old enough for SS" ...

only to find out that DimSon drowned it in the bathtub with deficits ... sorry, Laura, welcome to the Ownership Society ... no safety net for you! Would you care to use some of your McDonalds minimum wages to buy a private medical account or some insurance or to buy a house?



re assets ... the Bu$hies never learned from Prescott ... not motivated by true Public Service ... motivated by retribution and retaliation.

I guess the American people didn't either by letting them keep coming back into positions of power. I think Jesse Jackson warned in his 1988 convention speech: 'stay out of the Bushes'. Hopefully, THIS will be the end of House of Bu$h. They've recovered money taken from Prescott many times over; and, just to grind the heel in, they're out to destroy FDR's New Deal. History won't be kind.

http://www.tarpley.net/bush2.htm

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. spend the rest of his life as the tackling dummy for the

Miami Hurricanes Defensive team.

[MannyGoldstein]

4. The Nuclear Option

He'd have one year to learn to correctly pronounce the word "nuclear", or else he'd get a "hunting trip with Cheney".

[w8liftinglady]

5. death is too good for him..cleaning outhouses at huntsville prison

I'd love to see him wiping inmates' shit for the next 30 years...while taking it up the butt by a big biker named "hound dog"

[larrysh]

6. Season tickets to the Houston Texans....and force him to watch...

[w8liftinglady]

7. lol....no-no-you are inhumane

[w8liftinglady]

8. K&R this is cathartic,if nothing else

[Democrats_win]

9. Castrate him, burn his arms, cut out his tongue, put him in acid bath.

Hey, he's the one who took us back to the dark ages.

[w8liftinglady]

10. I was thinking maybe white phosphorus...

[ralps]

11. Have Georgie Finally serve the rest of his National Guard service in Iraq

for starters, Then confiscate all the Bush family assets including all family members, & give those assets to the Katrina survivors & to our veterans. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :grr:

[w8liftinglady]

12. ooooh ...good!

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. A very short simple one with small words - he wouldn't be able to read it

otherwise. Something like "I like the Intenets". Or, "Got Wood?".

[lumberjack_jeff]

14. Post #1 has the right answer. Failing that,

There are a lot of cemeteries containing the remains of soldiers he sent to die. THAT brush needs cut George.

[w8liftinglady]

15. no shit!good post!

[MamaBear]

17. Because he has been such a big fan of factory farming...

Because PissyPants has been such a big fan of anything industrial and/or corporate, I would sentence him to life on a raft.

An open raft.

An open raft anchored in the middle of a pig manure lagoon.

He gets one bucket (say, 1.5 gallons) of fresh water a day. With that he must wash him self, his clothes, his dishes.

Food gets delivered once a day.

He has a copy of the US Constitution for reading.

He has Poppy, Babs, Pickles and the twins with him.

Maybe we better make that 3 gallons of water.

No lights, few batteries. Maybe some sunscreen. Maybe.

:mad:

[w8liftinglady]

20. oooh..another good one..!

[survivor999]

18. public hanging

well deserved.

[w8liftinglady]

19. yeah,but too quick-a lifetime of cleaning toilets

[otherlander]

21. No quick death....

he must have time to beg for mercy, at which point his executioner will have the oporunity to finally say, "Mercy? How... quaint!"
:evilgrin:

The sane part of me says, "No, no, just have him do community service for the rest of his life...that would do the most good for the world."

The other part of me says, "Death by drill."

[w8liftinglady]

23. lol..I still like the idea of him cleaning shit...my bad

[survivor999]

26. hehehe, I agree

But after that: public hanging :)

[w8liftinglady]

28. ok..I'm willing to compromise

;)

[Cocoa]

22. exiled to Iraq

no Green Zone either. Sadr City or Ramadi.

[Sparkly]

24. I have three ideas.

1. I'd like for the magic of science to make him have continual unwanted pregnancies for the rest of his life.

2. I'd like him to be haunted by all the people -- men, women, children -- his stupid war killed. I'd also like him to be haunted by ONE Vietnam veteran -- the one who went because he cheated his way into the TANG.

3. Other than that, I'd like divine intervention to change him into a poor black woman living in East Harlem with five kids, a husband in jail, little education, no childcare, no healthcare, two fulltime jobs, and a serious illness. (Then I'd like him to tell Republicans everywhere, "I just need to work harder! It's all about my personal responsibility! Tax cuts for the wealthy can trickle down to me! I never got a job from a poor person, that's why we need to take care of the rich!")

[w8liftinglady]

30. those are great!

[Baselinereality]

25. Has Anyone Suggested Waterboarding Yet?

Maybe then he'd realize that it doesn't have anything to do with catching really cool waves and impressin' the ladies.

Because, after all, if we don't torture him, how will he learn?

[Rex]

29. High crimes like treason only have one needed sentence.

nt

[NoSheep]

36. Does that mean I've changed my position on a certain subject?

[Rex]

37. Only if you agree with me.

nt

[NoSheep]

40. In this case..I'll bet I do.

[Czolgosz]

31. I'd settle for impeachment. (hmmm...waterboarding...?). No, impeachment.

[Arkham House]

32. Have him share a cell with Saddam Hussein...

[TahitiNut]

33. 20-to-life in a padded cell. Solitary.

Watch him melt down.

[w8liftinglady]

38. too gentle...I want to see him in the general population

[Ilsa]

39. He has to smell egg-onion-beer farts every day for dessert. nt

[Lex]

41. Locking.

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