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Thu Jul-27-06 01:35 AM
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| A Message for the Rapture Right from God regarding the End Times |
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Edited on Thu Jul-27-06 01:46 AM by pauldp
"Yea tremble as you hear my Holy Word:
The Apocalypse is nigh. Go now and procure food and such sustenance
as to last you six months. Then go to your homes, lock the door and stay there. DO NOT COME OUT
or you will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven. And whatever you do, DO NOT VOTE in November.
Go now to your basements and rapture ready rooms and await my further instructions."
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| Erika
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Thu Jul-27-06 01:41 AM
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| 1. God's judgment is nigh- Hide your faces from Him |
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because of your sins. If He doesn't show up by 2009, gently poke your faces out.
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| pauldp
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Thu Jul-27-06 01:51 AM
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that should be enough time for the almighty to sort out
all of the true believers from the ones that just joined to meet girls.
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| Erika
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Thu Jul-27-06 01:53 AM
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